UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Are Dipshits Allowed At The Fuckhead Store

Published: Feb. 12, 2023, midnight

b"A tale of three Dennis the Menace statues, the loneliest hockey player in the Southern Professional Hockey League, the redditors who dream of a world without dogs, and just how much beer can an escaped bear bear.\\n***\\nIt's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes are free for this, the shortest month of the year, so that you will hopefully grow dependent on them. They go back behind the paywall in march so enjoy it while it lasts!"