Guess what, y'all?\xa0 It's a\xa0very special crossover episode!\xa0 We got together with the ladies from\xa0Textual Tension\xa0and all four of us had to read this piece of crap that Fabio "wrote" so we hope you appreciate what we do for you.
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So.\xa0 This book.\xa0 Jesus fuck.\xa0 He's named Ryder Remington (yes really) which is kind of all you need to know.\xa0 She's masquerading as a tavern wench to investigate a disappearance.\xa0 In, get ready, Charleston.\xa0 You know we love it when these books go to South Carolina.
Nobody actually gets sexually assaulted in this book but there's a lot of aggressive bullshit, kidnapping, blackmail, ahistorical jabronis, etc.
Because we did this one in two different states the sound quality is a little off.
Did you know that Fabio had a line of clothing sold at, I shit you not, Sam's Club?\xa0\xa0HE DID.
Did you know that this already-embarassing book to carry around came with a goddamned centerfold, completely unrelated to its content?