Golden Valkyrie by Iris Johansen
\xa0Honey is a figure of legend, a giantess astride the world!\xa0 She is five feet and nine inches tall!\xa0 She is a private investigator!\xa0 Lance (YES LANCE) is a prince!\xa0 His way hotter friend is sheik-adjacent!\xa0 This all sounds awesome but in fact it is sadly very boring!\xa0\xa0
We wanted to read one of the Sedikhan books that everybody seems to really like - but we did\xa0not\xa0like this one.\xa0 Please let us know which one we should have read instead!
You can probably guess from this that there's some bullshit Fraudia Arabia-style blue eyed sheikh business going on here; other than that the only content warning is that Honey gets real dumb real fast for no reason whatsoever.