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This week Griffel and Simsbert discuss the Jedi Order. What are these mystical warriors all about? What is the Force? Why is Qui-Gon Jinn rigging chance cubes so that he can steal a child and casually take his blood?
\\n\\n\\nTheir ongoing investigation reveals new insights into many aspects of these robed street people, including: explaining the ridiculousness of midichlorians, the poorly designed \\u201crevolving-restaurant\\u201d headquarters, and why love is forbidden for all Jedi.
\\n\\n\\n\\u201cFear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.\\u201d - Yoda, confusing everyone
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