b"Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Dildos Everywhere, Gimpy Has A News Story So Vile He Couldn't Read It, 50 Cent Goes To Court, When Does The Drunken Baffoonery End, We Spoke To A Listener With A Crazy Story, Jeff Hensley Stops By, Oh.....And The Queen Is Being Buried Today!!!"