b"Welcome To Monday Part 2!!! Modern Day Bonnie & Clyde Have Been Captured, An 8 Year Old Beats Off A Cougar, We Learn What An Intimacy Coordinator Is, Going To Porn Conventions, We Watch Cops Shoot A Man Live On TV, Read Some Listener E-Mails, We All Stick Our Foot In Our Mouth Literally, & When Man's Best Friend Turns...."