b"Welcome To Tuesday!! You'll Lose Your Ass In An MLM, Fined For Feeding The Ducks, Living At Your Workplace, When Your Fishing Buddy Kills You For Summoning Bigfoot, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Ric Flair Was Stolen And Sold As A Baby, We teach You How To Powder Your Balls, & Roundup Has Ruined Everything!!!"