Happy Endings

Published: June 3, 2022, 11:31 a.m.

b'Hello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tHello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tYup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com\\n\\t\\t\\tI was scrollin\' through hoes, lookin\' for a bitch to fuck\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m like, "That babe, uh huh."\\n\\t\\t\\tI was just about to call her\\n\\t\\t\\tThen I saw an ad pop up, I\'m like, "Wait, oh my God!"\\n\\t\\t\\tYou see, I had a really long day\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd I just could not turn down an Asian massage\\n\\t\\t\\tSo, I called \'em up and I said\\n\\t\\t\\t"Hello, when is your next slot available?"\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "You can come right now."\\n\\t\\t\\tFuck yeah! "Hurry up, because I\'ll wait for you!"\\n\\t\\t\\tI pulled up and I sat in the waiting room\\n\\t\\t\\t\'Cause this shit all are set up, it\'s debatable\\n\\t\\t\\tIf I get confronted by the police\\n\\t\\t\\tI just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules\\n\\t\\t\\tThen an Asian lady had a pen and told me\\n\\t\\t\\t"Come over here to the counter!"\\n\\t\\t\\tThen she ask me if I wanted to get a session\\n\\t\\t\\tFor 30 minutes or an hour\\n\\t\\t\\tI said, "Hmm uh, I\'ll take 30\\n\\t\\t\\tNah, matter of fact I\'ll do an hour, fuck it."\\n\\t\\t\\t\'Cause I know whatever\'s \'bout to go on\\n\\t\\t\\tBehind those doors I\'m \'bout to love it\\n\\t\\t\\tShe say, "Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45."\\n\\t\\t\\tI say thank you and gave her the money\\n\\t\\t\\tThen she say, "Okay, let\'s go inside!"\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m like, "Fuck yeah!" it\'s about to go down right now\\n\\t\\t\\tSo good what I found right now\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m about to let it all out right now, yeah\\n\\t\\t\\tHello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tHello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tLook, so I walked back to the massage room\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!"\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m like, "Okay, no prob\'."\\n\\t\\t\\tOh God, this about to be so fun\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd no one even knows; she left, I got undressed\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "Hello, how are you?\\n\\t\\t\\tI am Muli, that\'s what you can call me\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd I give you lovely Asian massage."\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'ve been waitin\' for this all day\\n\\t\\t\\tI position myself on the table\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd put my face down in the circular cushion\\n\\t\\t\\tAnd she started massagin\' my back\\n\\t\\t\\tI knew somethin\' was up with the way she was lookin\'\\n\\t\\t\\tThen she slid her tiny little finger tips\\n\\t\\t\\tDown my spine right over my buttcrack\\n\\t\\t\\tShe was massagin\' my booty\\n\\t\\t\\tThen go to my thighs and start touchin\' my nutsack\\n\\t\\t\\tFuck yeah!\\n\\t\\t\\tThen I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it\\n\\t\\t\\tSomethin\' was \'bout to go down\\n\\t\\t\\tYou can see it a mile away, you don\'t have to be psychic\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "You want someting?"\\n\\t\\t\\tI said, "Yes I do."\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "You big strong man, I really like you!"\\n\\t\\t\\tI said, "I like you too."\\n\\t\\t\\tThen she said, "You want the hand, sucky, fucky?\\n\\t\\t\\tTell me right now \'cause I need to know!"\\n\\t\\t\\tI said "I\'ll have all three of those"\\n\\t\\t\\tThen I thought ooh she a little freaky ho\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar"\\n\\t\\t\\tI said, "Okay, here you go!"\\n\\t\\t\\tLowkey I was feelin\' kinda awkward\\n\\t\\t\\tShe jacked me off and gave me my top first\\n\\t\\t\\tI stayed quiet as I watched her\\n\\t\\t\\tMy dick had a strong posture\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "You very big like a monster!"\\n\\t\\t\\tShe got naked then I humped her\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m lovin\' this little tiny Asian booty, I swear that this girl is the best\\n\\t\\t\\tI\'m buildin\' a sweat, I\'m killin\' it yes\\n\\t\\t\\tI pulled out and spilled on her breast\\n\\t\\t\\tEverything was just right\\n\\t\\t\\tI hit the hour on the deadline\\n\\t\\t\\tI guess I\'m gonna leave now\\n\\t\\t\\tShe said, "That\'s fine, thank you, come again next time!"\\n\\t\\t\\tHello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tHello, how you doing?\\n\\t\\t\\tI can give you good massage\\n\\t\\t\\tI can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you give me more money, I give you do something lucky\\n\\t\\t\\tHey, no shame in my game, buddy\\n\\t\\t\\tIf you lookin\' for me, you know where to find me\\n\\t\\t\\tAt an Asian massage parlor\\n\\t\\t\\tBecause when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary\\n\\t\\t\\tHahaha\\n\\t\\t\\tOh yeah strap up, kids! It\'s important'