Hurry Home for Christmas

Published: Dec. 16, 2007, noon

b'Robert Goulet, 1969 \\u2014 That\\u2019s not just a warm sentiment, either. You\\u2019d better hurry your jingle-bell-jinglin\\u2019 ass home or, well, the reindeer won\\u2019t come back, or something. No ho-ho. Woah-woah. Until you get here mistletoe will miss a kiss that won\\u2019t be kissing. Wait, what?'