Robert Goulet, 1969 \u2014 That\u2019s not just a warm sentiment, either. You\u2019d better hurry your jingle-bell-jinglin\u2019 ass home or, well, the reindeer won\u2019t come back, or something. No ho-ho. Woah-woah. Until you get here mistletoe will miss a kiss that won\u2019t be kissing. Wait, what?