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It\\u2019s suddenly quite a bad year for Goodyear. After a recent blowout, the company lost control, and swerved catastrophically left. Its grip on reality seemed lost. Thank God Donald Trump stepped in, like an omnipotent orange-haired airbag, and saved the day.
\\nThis is what happens when companies forget what they do and decide instead to enter the brave new world of social justice posturing...
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