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"Happy Christmas"
Now that we've covered that let's move on to the important business and, after some light blasphemy to open, Archie and Reg take the film industry to task. Reg is annoyed by the antics of both Oliver Reed and Michael Caine and Archie is not happy when he recalls the shenanigans of Roy Scheider getting over excited after meeting a certain Lady Thatcher.
Later Reg's attempts to lighten the mood in the club by telling a little joke are met head on by Archie's lack of humour.
Still, it is Christmas after all, and our titular pair find themselves at a carol concert being given by the Orphans. Archie poses a question. There may well be ramifications...
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