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Sister Cockburn was a very strange character. Stalking the corridors of Archie & Reg's school she became a figure to be feared by everyone. But nobody had quite so much reason to fear her as young Gregory. He had a puppy. Had.
Bruce Forsyth is noticeable by his absence at the club. Could the reason be what he got up to in Bosnia some time ago?
Elsewhere there is a touch of jealousy in the world. Reg seems to be suggesting that he likes women but only when they're shaved and is rather worried that Archie is deserting him for the tender favours of Nigel Farage!
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