2.10 What's in your Christmas sack?

Published: Dec. 25, 2018, midnight

Archie & Reg would like to wish Yuletide felicitations to all of you filthy Funtybunters and hope that you're having a lovely day...unlike Archie whose plan to upset the orphans with the aid of Reg's testicles has gone wrong.
Elsewhere Morrisey is causing problems, but not quite as many as a certain Mr.J.Christ of Nazareth who, much to his disgust, has been outed as a commoner by Archie.
Anyway, firm regards and best wishes,
A&R.