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b'Put on your \\u201cSatan regalia\\u201d and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately known as Krampus, German\\u2019s famous Anti-Santa. Kids these days don\\u2019t know how good they have it with their damn Elf on the Shelf! Meanwhile, Christine missed the Christmas memo and went with a story about Tamara Sansanova, AKA the Granny Ripper, instead. Sansanova casually made some tea and killed 14 people. But at least she\\u2019s still playing peek-a-boo in jail. If there\\u2019s anything that you take away from this episode, we hope it\\u2019s that 1) everything was a sex demon in the 1960s, and 2) your organs are garbage.'