E110 A Pretty Little Monster and a Planetary Enzyme

Published: March 10, 2019, 8 a.m.

b'Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episode 110 Em covers the Goatman(person?) of Maryland. It\\u2019s unclear whether he\\u2019s a genetic experiment gone wrong, a hairy old introvert, or simply an urban legend. What we do know, however, is that he\\u2019s 100% axe. But that\\u2019s not all! Em gives us a bonus story this week - the Pope Lick Monster! Or as we like to call him, the Pretty Little Monster.\\xa0\\n\\nMeanwhile, Christine covers the story of Ira Einhorn, who considers himself Philadelphia\\u2019s very own planetary enzyme. However, we know him as a hypocritical, predatory murderer who did NOT invent Earth Day and also smells like a hoagie with onions. Moral of the story: contrary to popular belief, the world could use a little _less_ hugging. And that\\u2019s why we drink!\\xa0\\xa0\\n\\nPlease consider supporting the companies that support us!\\n\\nGet 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink\\n\\nGet 10% off your first order AND free shipping when you use promo code DRINK at Brooklinen.com.\\n\\nGet a special offer from Stamps.com that includes a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale! Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone and enter code DRINK\\n\\nVisit ritual.com/DRINK to start your ritual today.'