53 :: Private Ears

Published: Aug. 21, 2006, 1 p.m.

b'Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore\'s dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy\'s sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules out another \'entry\' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E.'