Johnny Mitchell on His Prison Time for a Drug Trafficking + News on Escaped Cocaine Hippos

Published: June 22, 2023, 7:01 a.m.

b'Comedian Johnny Mitchell tells Adam how he went from being a normal well-off college student to a major drug trafficker and his decision to make millions on weed while he could before legalization. He explains the process of stashing/smuggling money and drugs and how he ultimately found himself in a maximum security prison. Johnny shares some prison tips such as the importance of courtesy flushing and surviving on Ramen and they all debate the finer points of performing felation on yourself. Next, they get into Johnny rooming with a Hells Angel, politicians mispronouncing names, and distorted checking account statistics. \\n\\nFinally, Chris reports the news including: an update on the Titanic tourist submersible going missing, \\nPablo Escobar\'s escaped "cocaine hippos" causing problems and the auto shop owner who dumped 500 pounds of oily pennies on his ex-employee\\u2019s driveway having to pay more in back wages. \\n\\n\\nPLUGS:\\nSee Johnny Mitchell live: Brea, CA - Brea Improv - July 5th\\nListen to \\u2018The Connect- with Johnny Mitchell\\u2019 wherever you find podcasts and watch it on YouTube\\nAnd follow Johnny on Instagram, @MrJohnnyMitchell\\n\\nTHANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY\\u2019S SPONSORS:\\nTuro.com\\nSimpliSafe.com/ADAM\\n4Patriots.com enter ADAM\\nAngi.com\\nOReillyAuto.com'