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Can\'t we just have a daytime show? Can\'t we just talk about the Kardashians for once? Isn\'t that what we all want? I don\'t know now, because it\'s my birthday and I\'ve got mixed feelings about everything that\'s happened this year. All I want is to eat a nice burger, bottomless fries, a piece of chocolate cake, and to cry myself to sleep over a bowl of popcorn while a show about 600 lb people plays in my dreams. Will the light from the television wake me up? Who\'s next? You Decide! On epic rap birthdays of history!