Episode 60: Why Not Me?

Published: June 30, 2018, 4:47 p.m.

b'Immediately prior to Episode 60, Dana Tommy-boyed a stranger\\u2019s car, left a note, and we then fled the scene. We\\u2019re clearly great examples of strong, capable women who should be helping you with your problems!\\n\\nDuring the feedback section we get even more responses re Canadian milkbags, central vacs, and wanting to know if we have long-lost relatives. \\n\\nDespite an overwhelming lack of evidence that we\\u2019re not qualified, we then answer some listener questions during our Absolute Worst Therapy section. We begin by determining the best form of exercise for pregnant women who have to pee all the time. We also try to figure out the most effective way to cultivate rich friends. WHERE ARE ALL THE RICH PEOPLE?! \\n\\nEpisode 60 inexplicably ends with a lot of talk about plastic surgery.\\n\\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\\n\\n**NOTE**\\u2028If you\\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at\\xa0suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/\\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\\n1-800-273-8255\\n\\nIf you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource:\\xa0https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.\\xa0\\n\\nIn order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799\\u22127233\\xa0and\\xa0http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/'