Episode 44: Eric Stonestreet

Published: March 10, 2018, 7:13 p.m.

b'EPISODE 44 \\u2013 ERIC STONESTREET\\n\\nToday\\u2019s guest is Emmy-award-winning actor Eric Stonestreet! Eric is best known for his role as Cam on Modern Family.\\n\\nIn this episode, we discuss the difference between hillbillies and rednecks. We also ruminate about the best types of apples and when it\\u2019s appropriate to eat them. Also,TRAINS HEAL THE WORLD!!!\\n\\nDuring the Absolute Worst Therapy section, we start Eric off with a softball and find out that Dana knows literally everything about bird penises. We then try to decide if a woman needs to get a new dog or divorce her husband. Also, when\\u2019s the best time to have sex and how can we articulate this to our partners without having to speak to\\nthem? \\n\\nAt one point, Eric stop therapizing and turns to Alison and Dana for some Oprah-level advice. And, finally, we try to help a woman decide if she\\u2019s a city-girl or a country-girl.\\n\\nEric ends this episode with an Absolute Yourst that proves drunk Irish people ruin everything.\\n\\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\\n\\n**NOTE**\\nIf you\\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at\\xa0suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to- someone-now/\\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\\n1-800- 273-8255\\n\\nIf you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource:\\xa0https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-\\nsymptoms-eating- disorders.\\xa0\\n\\nIn order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: \\n(800) 799\\u22127233\\xa0and\\xa0http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-\\nand-survivors/'