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b"Mary Christmas breaks off from writing letters to prisoners to bring you more celebrity tittle-tattle - more tattle than tittle, to be honest. The casting for Alan Sugar's production of The Scottish Play is revealed - will there be a role for Kenneth Branagh? What do you think? Keep up-to-date with the very latest Steeple Bumstead gossip at twitter.com/MaryChristmasxx. Mary would like it to be known that she is owned by Maggie Gordon-Walker, who has fallen behind on payments."