528 Two Tits Up

Published: Nov. 25, 2012, 8 a.m.

b'Gone are the days when you\'d meet someone at a bar, have a few beers and take them home. Now the dating world mostly happens online through dating web sites. That seems like a good way to meet someone until you realize that they\'re missing a very important check box for the Lesbian profile -- "will U-Haul on the second date". Check.'