Monster Hunter

Published: April 17, 2021, 9:24 p.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 58 seconds

Two Nerds sat down with our Gen-Z consultant (aka oldest son, Leo) to watch Monster Hunter, a Paul W.S. Anderson movie based on the eponymous video game series. We'd never played any of the games, so Leo was on hand to nitpick inconsistences. I think the resident Nerds were more inclined to be forgiving of Monster Hunter's failings, because we're old in not invested in the source material, but Leo made a very compelling case that a lot of the potential was squandered. 

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The Nevers: Pilot

Published: April 13, 2021, 4:22 p.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 1 second

Two Nerds watch the first episode of HBO's The Nevers, a steampunk Buffy the Vampire Slayer slash X-Men hybrid. The Nevers was created by Joss Whedon, who then apparently "stepped away" some time after all the allegations about his behavior on the set of Justice League. Whatever his involvement, the series is undoubtedly Whedonesque, with familiar character types and relationship dynamics. As a steampunk series, there are also easy comparisons to Carnival Row, which was incredibly beautiful and hopelessly boring; His Dark Materials, which is a great book series, disastrous movie, and uneven HBO series; and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, which has great art direction but still bugs me. Salman Rushdie's Booker prize winning novel Midnight's Children gets discussed in the same breath as X-Men, which made me have an attack of the giggles. We're on the hook for episode two, but The Nevers wasn't amazing or anything. 

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The First of All Parallel Worlds

Published: April 12, 2021, 6:14 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 40 seconds

Two Nerds have spent the last few episodes discussing time travel, repeating day, or otherwise timey-wimey narratives. Adjacent to that (and often overlapping) are stories that explore parallel worlds. In this outing, we discuss the movies Sliding Doors and Another Earth, and touch on a series called Counterpart. Sliding Doors is a rom-com from 1999, and Another Earth a melancholy indie movie from 2005. Counterpart is something like a spy thriller, with two alternate Earths in a cold war of sorts. 

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Knowing

Published: April 4, 2021, 3:09 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 36 seconds

Two Nerds were lovingly trolled by our listener, and ended up watching Knowing, a predestination wig-out starring Nicolas Cage, which was described by Richard as "Kirk Cameron's screenplay and directorial adaptation of L. Ron Hubbard writing Childhood's End." It made us have some Serious Feelings.  This one's for you, Ian. 

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Godzilla vs Kong

Published: April 2, 2021, 8:37 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 33 seconds

In a very special episode, Two Nerds discuss the most recent (and possibly the last) MonsterVerse movie: Godzilla vs Kong. We decided to make a theme of it, so we also watched a movie called Colossal, which is about a giant monster who appears randomly in Seoul, Korea, and whose motions are tied to a young woman in the States. Colossal ended up being considerably more intense than we expected.  We also mention the other MonsterVerse movies -- Godzilla, Godzilla: King of Monsters, and Kong: Skull Island -- and the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie.  CW: domestic violence, alcoholism

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Boss Level: Groundhog Days

Published: April 2, 2021, 5:25 a.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 19 seconds

After we thoughtfully examined three films with repeating day scenarios -- Groundhog Day, Palm Springs, and The Map of Tiny Perfect Things -- in Groundhog Days, we found a fourth repeating day movie: Boss Level. This one is significantly shootier than those other three!  This is a tiny bonus episode where we somewhat giddily talk about this ridiculous movie. 

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It's Not a Time Cave: Time Trap

Published: March 29, 2021, 4:47 p.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 22 seconds

Two Nerds round up all the movies they watched on a lost Sunday, which include three timey-wimey narratives -- Time Trap, Source Code, and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time -- and a slight detour to the Snyder Cut. This episode marks the end of our inquiry into time travel narratives. 

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Time Lapse Crimes

Published: March 24, 2021, 2:14 p.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 13 seconds

In a bonus episode, two nerds somewhat tipsily discuss Timecrimes and Time Lapse, two movies which mess around with the concept of predestination. For some godforsaken reason, the extremely silly film Final Countdown, in which the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz travels back in time, comes up again.  CW: sexual assault. 

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The Only One Awake: Groundhog Days

Published: March 24, 2021, 1:59 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 14 minutes 11 seconds

Continuing on with our exploration of narratives that use time as a device, we discuss three movies which take place in time loops, where the characters wake up and relive the same 24 hours over and over: Groundhog Day, Map of Tiny Perfect Things, and Palm Springs. This episode is slightly super-sized, because apparently we had a lot to say about this narrative conceit.  CW: suicide, depression, addiction

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Hot Tub Time Machine

Published: March 18, 2021, 4:05 p.m.
Duration: 53 minutes 19 seconds

Continuing with our time travel narratives, we discuss Hot Tub Time Machine, with a side of Back to the Future and Groundhog Day. We also discuss The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K Le Guin, The Butterfly Effect, Primer, The Final Countdown and the latter two Back to the Future movies.  Mistakes I could use a time machine to correct: A movie about the last mortal person on Earth is incorrectly identified as Mr Roboto, but was actually called Mr Nobody. Groundhog Day was also made in 1993, not the mid-80s. I'm sure there are some other mistakes, alas. 

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A Perfect Day: Time Travel Stories

Published: March 10, 2021, 10:09 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 45 seconds

Two Nerds Sitting on a Couch wrapped up our inquiry into teen dystopias last week with The City of Ember, which is kinda funny because the book is aimed younger than teen, and it's not really a dystopia. After a period of despondency, we decided our new theme is going to be time travel! Rather than go through the travels in time one by one, we've aggregated the last five movies into one podcast. So you can follow along at home, the five movies we watched were 24, The Final Countdown, Primer, The Time Machine, and Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel. We decided re-watchability of these movies is low, except for Primer, which is either ∞ or 2.  We also mention the following time travel narratives, in no particular order: Map of Tiny Perfect Things, Safety not Guaranteed, Time Cave, Interstellar, Tenet, Arrival, Butterfly Effect, Groundhog Day, Palm Springs, The Sound of Thunder, Hot Tub Time Machine, Bell & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Russian Doll, The Umbrella Academy, The Doomsday Book, & Edge of Tomorrow. Richard couldn't remember the names of two Spanish-language time travel movies he watched, but I figured out what they are: The Incident and Timecrimes. Though not a time travel movie, I also take some time out to slag Ad Astra while I was slagging Interstellar.  We have a list of four or five movies we're going to watch for our next installment, but if you have any suggestions, please drop us a line!   

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The Last Teen Dystopia: The City of Ember

Published: March 7, 2021, 3:20 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 26 seconds

For our final outing into teen dystopias, two nerds sitting on a couch watch The City of Ember. The City of Ember ended up being significantly different from the other young adult dystopias we watched, while still relying on some of the same tropes. Plus star-nosed moles and Bill Murray.

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Euphemizing Euthanasia: The Giver

Published: March 2, 2021, 7:11 p.m.
Duration: 57 minutes 43 seconds

Continuing our streak of young adult dystopias, two nerds sit on a couch and discuss the movie version of Lois Lowry's The Giver. 

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Divergent: Allegiant

Published: March 2, 2021, 5:39 p.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 57 seconds

Two nerds sitting on a couch discuss the third and ultimately final Divergent movie, Allegiant. The Divergent series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games. They're set in a post-apocalyptic Chicago with a rigid caste system based on personality. We thought even less of this installment. 

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Divergent: Insurgent

Published: Feb. 25, 2021, 7:25 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 12 seconds

Two nerds sitting on a couch discuss the second Divergent movie, Insurgent. The Divergent series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games. They're set in a post-apocalyptic Chicago with a rigid caste system based on personality. We didn't think much of this installment. 

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Divergent: The Myers-Briggs Dystopia

Published: Feb. 25, 2021, 6:22 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 51 seconds

Two nerds sitting on a couch discuss the first of the Divergent movies.  The Divergent series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games. They're set in a post-apocalyptic Chicago with a rigid caste system based on personality. There are spoilers galore for Divergent, in addition to other Young Adult dystopias and related media.

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The Maze Runner Trilogy: The Death Cure

Published: Feb. 18, 2021, 6:47 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 13 seconds

In which two nerds sit on the couch and discuss the third and final of the Maze Runner movies: The Death Cure. We do not recap the first two movies, so this is best listed to after our recaps of The Maze Runner and The Scorch Trials. The Maze Runner series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games, and follows a group of teens in a survival situation. As always, there are spoilers.

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The Maze Runner Trilogy: The Scorch Trials

Published: Feb. 18, 2021, 6:47 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 54 seconds

Two nerds sitting on the couch discuss the second of the Maze Runner movies: The Scorch Trials. We do not recap the first movie, so this is best listened to after our recap of The Maze Runner. The Maze Runner series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games, and follows a group of teens in a survival situation. As always, there are spoilers for both The Scorch Trials and related media.  One small correction: I get Giancarlo Esposito's first name wrong -- sorry -- and incorrectly identify him as being on The Wire. I mixed up my David Simon procedurals set in Baltimore. He's probably more well known for his work on a raft of Spike Lee movies, Breaking Bad, and most recently the Mandalorian. 

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The Maze Runner Trilogy: The Maze Runner

Published: Feb. 16, 2021, 12:18 a.m.
Duration: 37 minutes 47 seconds

Two nerds sitting on a couch discuss the first of the Maze Runner movie trilogy.  The Maze Runner series, both the books and movies, is contemporary with a whole bunch of other teen dystopias, most notably The Hunger Games, and follows a group of teens in a survival situation. There are spoilers galore for The Maze Runner, in addition to other Young Adult dystopias and related media.  One minor correction to something I say in the podcast: there were three Divergent movies made, not two. I was confused because I knew they never made the final movie, but had forgotten the filmmakers split the final book into two movies. The movie I'm thinking of is the third and penultimate movie in a movie series that was never finished.   ED: the third Divergent movie was called Observant.

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Roombas in Space: A Discussion of Space Sweepers

Published: Feb. 15, 2021, 8:49 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 2 seconds

In which two nerds sitting on a couch discuss the movie Space Sweepers, the new Korean scifi movie available on Netflix. We discuss gender and robots, the class struggle, and the colonization of Mars, in addition to thirsting for spaceship mechanics.  Spoiler Alert: Many, many things are spoilered, including, but not limited to, Space Sweepers, Autonomous by Annalee Newitz, Ultraviolet, Alien Resurrection, Small Wonder, and Star Wars.  

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