Pandemonium Prison Predicament

Frerin, Imeri, Moka and Pidge travel to the plane of Pandemonium in order to quell a riot at Blackgate prison. Will they all leave with their souls!? No.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 8, 2020, 4:10 a.m.

Hurricane Zombie is now a book!

Hurricane Zombie is now available as a paperback and ebook! You can find us on amazon by searching for "Hurricane Zombie FirebreathingKittens Podcast".

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 4, 2020, 6:43 p.m.

It's Always the Quiet Ones

(NSFW) Crud Jr, Pidge, Mortimer, and Fragile explore the dank underbelly of the city and we learn just how much chest hair a woman can grow in a hurry. Pidge really doesn't want to use her newfound power to open a door but Fragile's emboldened chest hair cannot be contained.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 1, 2020, 4:35 a.m.

Burning Flan

Can Imeri, Moxxy, Moka, and Crud Jr secretly be bodyguards during a desert art festival for all the cool kids? Join them in a community experiment in art, inclusion, and self expression.

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 25, 2020, 4:11 a.m.

Red on the Ground

Loki lowered his raised arms and turned away from the summoning circle, smiling. He bowed at the foolish shaman, backed into the darkness, and disappeared. What dangerous trickery awaits our heroes Moka, Amonust, Pidge, and Yin Li?

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 18, 2020, 5:14 a.m.

Missing Persons Report

People are disappearing every day in Niqamui. Hidden under tree limbs off the shore of the island, a ship bobs on the water. What mysteries await Amonust, Frerin, Imeri, and Pidge?

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 11, 2020, 7:30 p.m.

Chronicler Xoroth Interviews Imeri

Chronicler Xoroth Interviews Imeri Cirtas

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 8, 2020, 6:23 p.m.

A Sweet Solution

The tranquil canopy town Suklaa is rumored to have hidden troubles. Imeri, Yin Li, Mortimer, and Moxxy seek out danger below. There's trouble afoot...somewhere.

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 4, 2020, 5:01 a.m.

Dr. Pascal's Potionarium

Why did the pixie cross the road? It did not as it was smooshed by a cart... Hopefully Moxxy, Imeri, Nina and Canae can find out why.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Feb. 26, 2020, 5:25 a.m.

Triumph for Tyr

Things heat up for Amonust, Imeri, Borb, and Moxxy when they chance upon a festival that Moxxy can't resist. Think you know Norse mythology? Our players test their knowledge on this trivia game show!

Comedy Fiction
Published: Feb. 19, 2020, 5:37 a.m.

Happy Little Trees

Tragedy strikes a company town. Mortimer, Imeri and Moka set out for answers to a mysterious beast. Will they stop the killer? Or have these Firebreathing Kittens finally bitten off more than they can chew?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Feb. 12, 2020, 5:11 a.m.

Thanks! It's Got Pockets!

When a gnome goes missing it's crystal clear Canae, Frerin, Pidge, and Imeri will do anything to get her back! Also, a bird gets pooped on... #karma

Comedy Fiction
Published: Feb. 5, 2020, 5:05 a.m.

The Old Switcheroo

And they're off! Imeri, Zelek, Moxxy, and Canae spend a few days at the race track, where there's more than betting going on. Can you figure out who are the robbers and who are the undercover cops in this speed way heist?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Jan. 29, 2020, 5:05 a.m.

Stone Golem Castle

Moxxy, Imeri, Pidge, and Crud Jr. are hired to investigate the sudden appearance of a castle on a remote rocky bluff. Can they negotiate their way beyond the castle guardians and puzzle out the mystery behind the stone palace?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Jan. 22, 2020, 5:07 a.m.

Beeee Dreaming

Moka's African gray parrot Beeee falls asleep. And wakes up with hands? Is this real? Was Niqamui real?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Jan. 15, 2020, 7:05 a.m.

Kamar's Big Day Out

Kamar idly turned the brittle pages in the antique book, pondering. Was its tale of hidden treasure simply a captivating fantasy novel? Or did Mevui Cave truly conceal a lost fabric of legends? Searching alone would be too dangerous. Join heroes Rose, Imeri, Moxxy, and Runt as they bodyguard Kamar on his quest!

Comedy Fiction
Published: Jan. 8, 2020, 5:29 a.m.

Saskahorn

Death-defying adventure awaits our plucky party as they scale Mount Hokkaido in search of a young boy's father. Can Imeri, Zelek, Aranea, and Yin Li rescue their fellow guild member and bring him home? Or will they be lost to a cold snowy fate?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Jan. 1, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

Season 1 Epilogues

Maximum level, successful, and wealthy, our season 1 heroes retire. This episode is a series of mini-stories about what they're up to now. "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Bill Waterson.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Dec. 25, 2019, 1:12 p.m.

Season 1 Finale

It's the Season 1 Finale of the Firebreathing Kittens Podcast!

Comedy Fiction
Published: Dec. 14, 2019, 3:04 a.m.

We Don't Talk About It

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything" - Tyler Durdan

Comedy Fiction
Published: Nov. 28, 2019, 3:18 a.m.

Be Our Guest

When Imera, Borb, and Zelek arrive on McCail island, the bright sun, clear water, and hot sand assure them this is paradise. But even on vacation they can't catch a break. With a life on the line, will they crack this tropical mystery and save a crabby sailor? Or have they seen their last tequila sunrise?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Nov. 9, 2019, 10:23 p.m.

We Were On A Break

Crud, Amonust, and Zakbi find more than sand castles and sunburn on their weekend trip away to a tropical beach. Will these pals bond at the tiki bar, or will they end up chum?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Nov. 9, 2019, 2:21 a.m.

It's Haunted, Isn't It?

A fun filled festival goes horribly wrong when one of the party disappears from the fair. "It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time."

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 31, 2019, 1:46 a.m.

Extra Credit

The Firebreathing Kittens Academy is in full swing and classrooms are expanding. Three would be adventures think they've scored an easy A but their professor has a more challenging project in store for them. Will these kids make the grade or will they end up needing extra credit?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 29, 2019, 3:44 a.m.

Cowtsiders

Cows, chemicals, and children, oh my! Strange transmutations are afoot in this week's episode. Was the intern's prophetic nightmare just a dream, or will flames burn at Seimei and Flamel today? Our heroes investigate in... Cowtsiders!

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 21, 2019, 9:35 p.m.

Mind Game

Things aren't quite as they seem when the party accepts a simple contract to save a winery. Now the guild members are in for the fight of their lives.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 28, 2019, 5:33 p.m.

Tatiana's Revenge

Our adventurers are kidnapped by the infamous Tatiana Formosa. They have no weapons or items. Will they escape?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 15, 2019, 7:07 p.m.

It's (Not) A Trap Part 2

They don't want to die.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 13, 2019, 9:26 p.m.

It's (Not) A Trap Part 1

Into the jungle! The gang searches for a hidden temple.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 11, 2019, 5:08 p.m.

Sugar Town Part 2

Our heroes have survived their first run in with the candy critters. Will they save the children in this saccharine dream world? Or succumb to their own sugar cravings?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 6, 2019, 1:48 a.m.

Sugar Town Part 1

Carnival music and laughter have been luring children into a portal. Can our heroes save the missing kids?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 3, 2019, 7:27 p.m.

By Book or By Crook Part 2

The party plays detective to a hardboiled mystery involving poker, a casino, and a gambling addict who's in over their head.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 26, 2019, 12:01 a.m.

By Book or By Crook Part 1

This week's job flier: the poster "seeks assistance in financial negotiations." The party delves into the dark underbelly of Niqamui, agreeing to meddle with illicit gambling debts and make them disappear by whatever means necessary.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 25, 2019, 12:16 a.m.

All the King's Horses Part 2

Moka left Clara alone with a criminal!

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 21, 2019, 9:07 p.m.

All the King's Horses Part 1

Clara hires the Firebreathing Kittens to protect her on a river cruise ship. Will it be smooth sailing, or a titanic maiden voyage?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 20, 2019, 8:56 p.m.

Trood Awakening Part 2

The Gang Time Travels.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 16, 2019, 1:14 a.m.

Trood Awakening Part 1

The party takes on a high paying guild job to return a lost dwarf to his home. The only hitch? He has amnesia and no leads on his origin.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 12, 2019, 9:12 p.m.

Jail Break Part 2

Will our heroes rescue Jupiter and perform a successful prison break? Or will they break under pressure? Listen to find out.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 7, 2019, 8:39 p.m.

Jail Break Part 1

Intrigue, romance, and a huge payday. Hired to break a criminal out of jail, will our adventurers liberate the target or land themselves behind bars? What have they gotten themselves into this time?

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 4, 2019, 11:45 p.m.

Nigabyakudou Part 2

Transporting a powerful captured weapon becomes a harrowing challenge when a pirate ship looms on the horizon. Why does this mysterious pirate captain hold a grudge against one of the guild members?

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 30, 2019, 9:59 p.m.

Nigabyakudou Part 1

The Firebreathing Kittens accept a clandestine mission to infiltrate a fort. Can they force a change in ownership without bloodshed?

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 29, 2019, 1:02 a.m.

Devil's Cruller Part 2

Continuing the search for a lost husband, the party takes a leap of faith in hopes of divining the truth. The darkness of the void. The twinkle of stars. Our adventurers experience 3 Kelvin (minus 270.15 degrees Celsius or minus 457.87 degrees Fahrenheit).

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 24, 2019, 7:03 p.m.

Devil's Cruller Part 1

The guild is hired to discover the fate of a missing husband in a small town with a strange river. But first, the party has to make it to the train station.

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 23, 2019, 5:01 p.m.

Airship Accused Part 2

Our heroes discover opposition in Kihf Fasti, a city of tight alliances and sealed lips.

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 15, 2019, 12:48 a.m.

Airship Accused Part 1

Time runs short for a hapless student caught in a tragic misunderstanding. Can our heroes find the fugitive before Papan's looming court date alters his story forever?

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 14, 2019, 8:21 p.m.

Trust Issues Part 2

Who stabbed Lloyd in the back? Why? What treasure could motivate them to kill? Find out in this episode of the Firebreathing Kittens!

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 10, 2019, 1:17 a.m.

Trust Issues Part 1

Miss Lovely hires our heroes to check in on her recently eloped sister who ran off with a questionable man. But when they arrive at the inn, they find a newly wed who is newly dead.

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 9, 2019, 9:47 p.m.

Hurricane Zombie Part 2

The Necromancy School's gate swings wildly back and forth in the wind, unlocked and untended. Hello, is anyone in here? Will our heroes survive investigating the source of the undead, or will they be joining them?

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 24, 2019, 7:58 p.m.

Hurricane Zombie Part 1

Gale force wind is pelting rain down upon the Firebreathing Kittens guild hall. Suddenly, the guild's door bursts open. Injured people rush in and exclaim, "There are monsters outside!" Happy Halloween!

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 24, 2019, 4:16 p.m.

Griffin Revenge Part 2

Our heroes learn why the griffins were attacking Shelton Village. Will they defend the town or join the griffins in their revenge? Find out in this episode of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast.

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 17, 2019, 4:08 p.m.

Griffin Revenge Part 1

The Village of Shelton has posted a job flier to save their town from griffin attacks. Will our heroes accept the quest even though the villagers' reward is only 90 gold? Or will they do what it takes to get the big money?

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 16, 2019, 5:35 p.m.

Rabid Sands Part 2

Our heroes had no idea what was causing the herbivores to go mad. Wander the desert, protect the alpaca scarf caravan, and uncover clues with our heroes in this episode of the Firebreathing Kittens.

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 14, 2019, 1:58 p.m.

Rabid Sands Part 1

For months, travelers entering Port City Jishoap's Eastern gate have reported strange attacks. The normally docile herbivores are now crazed, murderous beasts. Can our heroes discover the cause?

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 12, 2019, 6:03 p.m.

Sleepless Specter Part 2

The mystery is solved! Join the Firebreathing Kittens as they discover the cause of the noise complaint and find a solution.

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 5, 2019, 5:30 a.m.

Sleepless Specter Part 1

What is the source of the moaning sounds that were reported to be emanating from Mishui cave? See if you can solve the mystery in this episode of the Firebreathing Kittens Podcast.

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 4, 2019, 1:28 a.m.

Cache Auction Part 2

The auction piece is missing! Can the Firebreathing Kittens solve the mystery, figure out who to trust, and find the stolen art?

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 27, 2019, 3:44 p.m.

Cache Auction Part 1

Famous paintings, masterfully detailed sculptures, and giant uncut diamonds await as the Firebreathing Kittens guild members try to get hired to guard treasures during an annual art charity auction.

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 27, 2019, 12:57 a.m.

Oofty Goofty Part 2

Will our heroes free the wild man of Casmoa and escape with their lives? Will they remember the guard elephant waiting outside? Find out on this episode of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast!

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 20, 2019, 8 p.m.

Oofty Goofty Part 1

Come one, come all to the museum show to be dazzled by a real mermaid, the world's largest chair, and the infinitely falling feather. Is that a living creature on display? Time for a prison break!

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 20, 2019, 5:56 p.m.

Contorted Crik Part 2

Join the Firebreathing Kittens as they decipher the puzzle and investigate the mysterious circumstances at the River Emou.

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 10, 2019, 1:57 a.m.

Contorted Crik part 1

Come investigate the River Emou with our heroes as they try to determine whether the Wizard Heisei is making his story up, or if there really is something strange going on.

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 6, 2019, 8:06 p.m.

Spicy Cooking Pt 2

Can our heroes brave a boiling lake to find an elusive hermit? Will the story our heroes cook up be spicy enough to convince the hermit to share the secret recipe? Find out in this episode of Firebreathing Kittens.

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 2, 2019, 2:39 a.m.

Practice Episode: Spicy Cooking, Part 1

Jump out of the frying pan and into the fire with our heroes as they go on a half baked quest to the base of Safi Volcano. Will they learn dungeons and dragons combat? Or is their goose cooked?

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 30, 2019, 5:47 p.m.

Harrington-Posonby Wedding Part 2

Join the Firebreathing Kittens guild as they work as security and solve a mystery at the Harrington Posonby wedding.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 17, 2019, 6:20 p.m.

Practice Episode: Harrington-Posonby Wedding Part 1

Join the Firebreathing Kittens adventuring guild as they try to get hired to guard the Harrington-Posonby noble wedding.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 14, 2019, 6:25 p.m.

Finding Boneset Part 2

Join the Firebreathing Kittens adventuring guild as they try to collect the herb boneset to help during a medicine shortage. But is that something hidden in the tall grass?

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 11, 2019, 5:39 p.m.

Practice Episode: Finding Boneset Part 1

Join the Firebreathing Kittens guild members on a 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons adventure as they set off to find the herb boneset during a medicine shortage.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 11, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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