Disney Descendants 2: The World of Disney! Part 1 (Oh shit here we go again...)

Published: Jan. 10, 2021, 7:33 p.m.
Duration: 2 hours 20 minutes 56 seconds

Oh boy we're diving into something we know nothing about, with characters we don't know about, mixed with media that is known about...sort of. It's poorly written, one dimensional OC's do nothing to really paint a picture. Basic names, basic peoples, and a pretty basic story with awful grammar. Good thing it isn't too long. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Marie Finale (Not sponsored by Testacuzzi)

Published: Jan. 3, 2021, 6:15 a.m.
Duration: 2 hours 22 minutes 8 seconds

The final part of Marie! Drama is forced down our throats and it all ends before we get an actual proper ending. Jean Frollo shows his true colors, we come up with the perfect crime, and apparently someone though making a jacuzzi for ones ballsack was a good (?) idea. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Hospital Check-In (We don't know what's going on here)

Published: Jan. 1, 2021, 6 a.m.
Duration: 2 hours 26 minutes 2 seconds

Happy New Year! Also Merry Christmas, and I guess this is the one year anniversary bit wrapped into one! It's been a hectic month, but it all accumulates into this extra long episode for all of you at home. This was a script Siah received back in 2017 and has been a running joke since then. A family gets into an accident and ends up in a hospital that no one checks out. This is stated 50 Million times, and title dropped 50 Million times. We don't really know what the purpose of this is honestly. We just know it's bad and and funny to read. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Marie Episode 3 (Finally Sixth Base!)

Published: Dec. 27, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 26 minutes 53 seconds

The only interesting thing to note in this is the tooth pain Maya is apparently experiencing. Why does it hurt? What is going on? Gotta wait for the next episode! But onto the actual story, uhh... Marie's parent's are very obsessed with balls and there's even more ripping straight from the direct to VHS movie we still refuse to acknowledge and speak about. Quesadilla finally reaches 6th base without the gargoyles ruining it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Marie Episode 2 (Bxners everywhere)

Published: Dec. 20, 2020, 1:42 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 6 minutes 2 seconds

We continue with the story of Marie and her 'adventures' in Paris so to speak. Jean Frollo is a copy and paste of his brother, somehow the king of France sounds like hedonism bot, and frankly nothing else happens much. Lot of things are still being ripped off from the direct to DVD sequel movie that shall not be mentioned. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Marie Episode 1 (A Hunchback of Notre Dame Fanfic)

Published: Dec. 13, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 42 minutes 46 seconds

Out of all the Disney Fanfics, this is the one that we start off with. It's nothing special in particular, a bit strange and boring. Most of the time it's either plague talk or poking fun at character assassination. Three months after the first film, join Marie, whose the daughter of the Duke and Duchess of 'France' since we never get a region. Desperate to live her life the way she wants, she sneaks out and runs into one of Paris' more interesting characters. Meanwhile, a new minister of justice is appointed: Claude Frollo's younger brother! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Twila: The Girl Who Was in Love With a Vampire (Why won’t they leave Gerard Way alone?)

Published: Dec. 7, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 48 minutes 13 seconds

We have yet another Twilight fan fiction, which is an obvious troll with inspirations from My Immortal. Join Twilia and her five other names on this...thing, where characters are actually slightly more interesting because as we all know, Bella and Edward were the worst part of Twilight. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Sweet Temptations Part 2 (This is the one where they fook, hold onto your seatbelts)

Published: Nov. 29, 2020, 5:53 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 13 minutes 29 seconds

Betty is still thirsty, the rest of the family becomes non-existent, and Willy Wonka never goes through any of the life changing character development. Also did anyone else see Willy as a dom? A top? No? Yes? Maybe? I was pretty sure this dude was just going to be a bottom, but here we are fellas!  Also life advice coming from people that shouldn't give life advice, us as the narrators. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Sweet Temptations Part 1 (Here it goes again)

Published: Nov. 22, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 44 minutes 14 seconds

Wattpad gift's us all with another fresh Hell that is Willy Wonka fan-fiction. Why does it exist? Everyone is into something I guess? Here we have the reader, Betty, that is Charlie's sister accompanying him to the factory instead of dear old grandpa. The story itself is just a bunch of copy-paste dialogue from the movie, with some 'spicy' bits thrown in to be seen as some sort of attraction? It fails as it just becomes weird for this man-child to be hitting on anyone of any age. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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I'm Not Okay (We're really not okay)

Published: Nov. 15, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 24 seconds

Why are there so many Harry Potter fanfictions that are awful? The same can be said about Twilight honestly, but here we have Raven (a.k.a Willow from My Immortal) and her debut as an...'author'(?). Edgy author-insert is fifteen years older and heading to Hogwarts for the first time. Yes, she starts out in her first year. Yes, we still have bastardizations of cannon characters (at least not the staff) roaming about as well as Cirque du Freak cameos, why this is in there I do not know. Maybe this is just a sign to find bad Cirque du Freak fan-fiction? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Sonic High School (To continue or not)

Published: Nov. 8, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 47 minutes 30 seconds

This one was recorded a few months back, come on and join Sonic and friends as they enter high school. Dealing with ups, downs, and a lot more downs for the readers since this is more than obviously a troll- at least hopefully it is a troll. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Equinox (Another Spooky Story)

Published: Nov. 1, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 1 second

Veronica's life has been normal and unfeeling, that is until she starts a new hobby-breaking and entering. Through a series of twists and turns she comes across the last thing she'd ever expect to see inside one of the empty homes, a dead body. After the discovery her life will never be the same, affecting not just her but her loved ones. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Immortal Episode 4 (Why is everyone n*ked!?)

Published: Oct. 31, 2020, 9:31 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 46 minutes 4 seconds

We've reached the last installment of My Immortal, and what a ride it was! Absolutely nothing gets resolved! We keep laughing about the dumbest shite and we still have no idea on what is going on!  Please enjoy the final installment and our Halloween spooktacular! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Pickman's Model (Spooky Scary Stories)

Published: Oct. 25, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 24 seconds

An unnamed narrator expresses to a friend on why he lost contact with a painter by the name of Pickman, as well as going into his reasons for not entering the subway any longer. A short story from H.P Lovecraft and a part of the spooky season cheer to spread around. My Immortal will be continued next weekend. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Immortal Episode 3 (Trigger warnings, hallway sex, and so much more confusion)

Published: Oct. 18, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes 18 seconds

We're almost there, we're almost there- the end is near my friends I swear! We find ourselves dealing with new character assassinations and drops as well as the story itself going awry. How will Eboby defeat the Dark Lord? Why are there so many guns in the Wizarding world? Why are so many men still after Egogy's booty!? (She's a mary-sue, duh). The spookiest has yet to come gentle listeners.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Immortal Episode 2 (How many concerts do we get?)

Published: Oct. 11, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 8 minutes

Welcome to episode 2! More misspellings, concerts, and things that just shouldn't be. The author and editor have a falling out over a...poster? and a...sweater? And there's a lot of weird banging, we don't know why it's there, but it's there and it makes us all uncomfortable!  Also Enoby just wishes she could just be normal, and like...there's just too many weird things that don't make sense. Find out by giving it a listen! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Immortal Episode 1 (Fangs, geddit!?!?)

Published: Oct. 4, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 17 minutes 55 seconds

To start off the Halloween season, Ficta Inferno presents one of the most notorious fanfictions out there in the world: My Immortal. Eboby is a 17 year old Mary-Sue with a 'dark and terrible' past, that we never hear of, and is head over heels for this fic's version of Draco Malfoy. What's happening? No one is really sure, half of the writing is unintelligible and completely off the walls! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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50 Shades Darker (The Movie)

Published: Sept. 27, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 50 minutes 23 seconds

We return with the...thing that follows the other thing. It's a movie based off of a book, which was based off of a fanfiction; it's almost two hours long and absolutely nothing happens.  Masquerade? It's a failed attempt. Danger? Nope. There's so much that happens, that it feels unimportant and...it just isn't good at all. It's not even so bad it's funny at this point. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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50 Shades of Grey (The Movie)

Published: Sept. 20, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 2 hours 23 minutes 40 seconds

Well, it finally happened. The movie has been watched and here is our play by play about it. Due to the origins of this piece of...fiction, it only seemed suiting for a first on this podcast! With this in the works, we can only wonder what doors this will open for future episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Bad Blood Episode 2 (Will anything happen today? Probably not)

Published: Sept. 13, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 46 minutes 48 seconds

As we read further into the crossover that no one asked for, it takes a turn for the worst as it seems to just become a basic retelling of the events of The Walking Dead with some magic thrown in for Deus ex Machina reasons, and to make Harry look like the cool guy even further. Zero shits are given as Harry practices magic in front of mortals and nothing else is heard from anyone else in the magical community. Seriously, how could Hogwarts fall in a situation like this? It's a castle, for Merlin's sake! Their defenses aren't even organic beings, it'd probably be one of the safest places in the zombie Apocalypse! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Bad Blood Part 1 (When did Harry get a gun!?!?)

Published: Sept. 6, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 2 hours 9 minutes 5 seconds

As we get into spooky season, we start the crossover of the Walking Dead and Harry Potter. Did we ask for this? Not really...but let’s start the madness! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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PXrn Princess Episode 5 (0/10 would not recommend this tattoo and piercing parlor)

Published: Aug. 30, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 22 minutes 38 seconds

With our final episode (for now) of PXrn Princess coming to an end, we are left with questions and more irritation. I don't think I've hated a character more, considering this is all original and just blah. We will return when we've gathered out wits and unlocked more...since I ain't paying no cash for this pile of trash. Next Sunday we'll be diving into a whole new story, of zombies and wands. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Pxrn Princess Episode 4 (When I say shotgun you say wedding, Shotgun-wedding, shotgun-wedding)

Published: Aug. 23, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 32 minutes 21 seconds

We delve deeper into rants on just how unstable Mary-Sue Ivy Lynn is and just what it is she does at the tattoo shop. We're still not entertained nor amused by her, and apparently no one can do anything unless she is there or it is said in front of her.  Just one more episode after this and we will be taking a bit of a break to...digest...whatever it is that has gone on here. Also, in social media news, we now have a Tik-Tok if any of you are interested. See more of our hi-jinks at @fictainferno! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Pxrn Princess Episode 3 (I can’t even anymore with this BS)

Published: Aug. 16, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes 15 seconds

Nothing really progresses. There’s a lame attempt at humor followed by the author obviously trying to set up a multitude of relationships up for later. We later come to ask ourselves why we are here, where we are going, and when will the suffering end? And Paul’s back! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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PXrn Princess Episode 2 (There’s a very series lack of pxrn in the story)

Published: Aug. 9, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 51 minutes 46 seconds

Oooohh we’ve got a badass here! Not really though: Mary-Sue Lynn Whatever Her Name Is lives the thug life(?) but it’s just really confusing to her character and we still have no idea who half of the people in this story are, but they keep treating us like old friends that know EXACTLY who we are, how we like our drinks mixed, and say our name as we walk through the door- we are too embarrassed to say I know none of them. There’s also a bunch of moments that go ‘This couldn’t have possibly happened in this time frame’ moments along with awful karaoke provided by your favorite hosts. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Pxrn Princess Episode 1

Published: Aug. 2, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 29 minutes 49 seconds

It's original fiction time again, and let's just say hold onto your hats as we roll into the world of the porn industry and chubby chasers...as according to an author who can't use the right there/they're/their or here/hear to save her God damn life. Ivy (her name will be forgotten often) is a triple threat of an artist living with her roommate Aubrey and is next door neighbor's to one of her favorite authors (surprise surprise). Everything gets twisted turned upside down as a Porn Star and Porn Director move in next door...you can only assume who the main love interest is. Will there be a love triangle? We'll only know the further we get in. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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The One Where They F@ck The Raptor (Raptor Carer Part 2)

Published: July 26, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 1 second

Just a warning here, there is a graphic depiction of a character engaging in sexual intercourse with...a...um...dinosaur...it sure is something traumatizing for us all! The main character (whose name is forgettable) accepts her new reality rather instantaneously. The danger that gets introduced here never gets mentioned again, at least there's an ending to this madness. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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The One Where They DON'T F@ck The Raptor (Raptor Carer Part 1)

Published: July 19, 2020, 5:20 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 18 minutes 16 seconds

Not even in our wildest dreams would we think that someone would make a fan-fic like this, it's utterly...strange. Without any spoilers for the whole story, the first part involves a Mary-Sure, ripped actions from the film, and then a whole bunch of other weirdness involving raptors. It doesn't get freaky this time around to say the least. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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True Love Never Dies (MIKE NOOTON RETURNS!!!)

Published: July 12, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 8 seconds

Will we ever understand the purpose of some of these fics? Bella is a cheerleader (again), Mike is somehow the love interest, and Edward is the new kid in town (his eyes are red?). At least this time Edward sounds like a person talking normally, thought the same cannot be said for Bella.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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FaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 4 (Short read BUT SERIOUSLY IT SUCKED)

Published: July 5, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 53 minutes 43 seconds

Never has there been more of a tale of woe, than Dally and her edgelord harem...finally they get on with the plan, Harry kidnaps a baby, Heiei and Dally's relationship isn't all sunshine and sparkles, we get another new character that shows up for like one chapter, and then we get a strange and lackluster sort of ending that just...ends, but it's still an ending nonetheless. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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FaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 3 (Edward is a NICE GUY and HOW DARE Dally not DATE HIM!!!)

Published: June 28, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 6 minutes 53 seconds

God the writing is still bad and the language is just foul; like how can someone write this much trash??? Edward fuels the belief of the friend zone and Harry is into some heavy drugs apparently. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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FaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 2 (How many pregnancies have to happen in these fics?)

Published: June 21, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 43 seconds

So we're at part two and it is far more confusing than what the Readers thought it would have been. Yikes we've got more drama, baby daddy drama, fusion drama, death drama, and mama drama. That's not even all of it, my soul is dead inside. Just take me now Satan! Also more of our auditions to be in a death metal band! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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FaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 1 (Ma’m there’s too many edgelords in my tea)

Published: June 14, 2020, 6:27 a.m.
Duration: 57 minutes 9 seconds

A Harry Potter based Fan-Fiction which is someone’s deluded equivalent of Blood Raining Night. Dally (Delly, Delhi, Della, Bella) just found out she’s a witch on top of being a vampire! Thus she goes to Hogwarts and begins an adventure with a useless Edward Cullen, an anthropomorphic hedgehog, and far too many anime husbandos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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I Will Be Beautiful (The one where we're kind of serious)

Published: June 7, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes 28 seconds

Oh boy, how to even explain this one? Only a few chapters in and we're banging our heads against the wall. Meet Jackie, a Freshman in High School who has no other character trait than being overweight and having the world against her because of that. On top of that she's a werewolf with a mate who looks and sounds like every white boy ever, who just happens to be an Alpha...not a lot of the system of this is explained or shown. Apparently the story got moved from Wattpad to a site where you have to pay to read... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Part 10 (The End?)

Published: May 31, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 2 hours 5 minutes 54 seconds

In this two hour long finale, we bring you the end of this epic disaster that is known as My Inner Life, and nothing happens. I mean something happens, but really nothing happens and it just...ends. Like some many of these bad tics, there is no real conclusion. But really, it was the friends we made along the way that really count...and the shared trauma. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Episode 9 (Barren Seas and D*cks instead of Spears)

Published: May 24, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 18 minutes 24 seconds

We  continue with Chapter 20, it was Chapter 20 right? Our brains have been turned to mush at this point with how long this chapter had been at the end of it. We see more of the gaudy Griffin city, which is in the North, and the Griffin High Council. We improvise a lot on this one, so bear with the giggling and the night direct story-telling we present; trust me our version is slightly more entertaining. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Part 8 (The Black Mountains, in the North, where the Griffons live)

Published: May 17, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 52 minutes 10 seconds

Suddenly this becomes more of a Gothic novel as we take you into a completely made up place that's probably ripped from a better piece of literature than this. We spare ya'll from more of the cringe-worthy dialogue and tiger sex, trust me- it's nothing new >.> we're almost to the end of this guys! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Part 7 (Down once more)

Published: May 10, 2020, 5:26 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 23 minutes 36 seconds

We enter the water temple ‘cause apparently Dark Link is evil and Jenna can’t have him running around and boinking any hole in existence, she’s the only one that can have Link Jr I guess? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Part 6 (The one where if you play the drinking game, you die)

Published: May 6, 2020, 10 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 42 minutes 5 seconds

After Sunday's fiasco, we bring you the fixed and extended version! Hopefully this lives up to expectations. We experience the shortest war in fantasy history, the most annoying ceremonies (not as graphic as the bonding one thought *shiver*) and the most questionable childbirth scenario, this one makes Reicheru's pregnancy seem more logical!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Barbie Q. The Grill that fell in love with Christian Grey

Published: May 5, 2020, 6:01 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 4 seconds

Due to the disaster of our Sunday episode, we present you with this short reading of a small yet hilarious fic.  The previous My Inner Life episode will be taken down and re-recorded, again sorry for the inconvenience but without further ado:  Meet Barbie Q, a grill all the way from Vietnam that only wants to be  taken home and enjoy her life as a grill, yet everything changes when a certain Mr Grey picks her  up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Part 5 (You might wanna get your vomit buckets ready)

Published: April 26, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 15 minutes 32 seconds

Join tipsy Maya, confused Siah, and swol Ryan in the notorious Chapter 9 of My Inner Life, one at which has been hinted at since the very start of the Podcast. Finally it's here, be prepared. Trigger warning for bodily harm, drinking of bodily fluids, near deadly sex, and just a whole bunch of other shit to avoid if you consider yourself easily squeamish. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Episode 4 (Take a shot whenever the word miracle or baby is said)

Published: April 19, 2020, 6:44 a.m.
Duration: 59 minutes 23 seconds

Here we go again We continue with another poorly written sex scene, a case of arson, and a bloody miracle that the highest of bullshit is called towards.  Jenna is still awful, that one thing will never change.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Easter Special: Hogwarts School of Miracle and Prayers

Published: April 12, 2020, 6:53 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 28 minutes 9 seconds

We bring you this short break from My Inner Life via this holiday special, whether you celebrate or not is just fine- we just wanna make you laugh and cringe at us as my childhood gets ruined right before my very ears! Character assassination and all around absurdities occur. Harry Potter and religion really shouldn't be mixed guys, write troll fics responsibly. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Episode 3 (more boinking more problems)

Published: April 5, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 22 seconds

Episode 3 and by now we’ve had a sex scene that never ends, a terrible meet cute, and now a wedding that is so stereotypical it makes a drive-through church wedding look classy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Episode 2 (There's already a damn wedding)

Published: March 29, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes 48 seconds

Link and Jenna go off and boink for the first time for the both of them apparently, so much time skips around this that I have no idea how much time has actually passed, and Jenna's fashion sense is a Goddes-awful trainwreck...let the pain begin! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life Episode One

Published: March 22, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 4 minutes 30 seconds

We're finally here, we've made it to the one that's' been more so hinted at and held in infamy, nerds hold onto your childhood 'cause this one is about to get blown to smithereens. More grammar horror, never ending loops of the same sentence- Welcoming to My Inner Hell (Life)! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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My Inner Life (Author's Note)

Published: March 22, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 55 minutes 3 seconds

This is one that you can skip or choose to listen to, we're leaving the option to you. This is just the total craze filled author's note that is left by our 'lovely author'. The author's notes alone can tell you what's wrong with the story, both grammatically and plot-wise. Even if Siah gets a joy out of reading this, so begins Maya's pain. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 10 (The End)

Published: March 15, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 14 seconds

We've finally reached it, the end. We will put the Story of Blood Raining Night to rest, though it's not as exciting as one may think. Surprise deaths, pregnancies, and new ships getting ready to set sail- please get your popcorn ready for this finale. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 9

Published: March 8, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 12 minutes 26 seconds

Finally we’ve made it passed Christmas, but do we know what’s going on? No. New characters, new situations, and apparently there was a point to the events that have happened previously...even if they don’t make sense. We’re almost to the end guys! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 8 (The one with the wedding)

Published: March 1, 2020, 5:58 a.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 13 seconds

Finally we arrive at the wedding of the century, this one totally tops anything from the royal family...or does it? Okay yeah, I'm just pulling your leg at this point. We get a wedding, Reicheru finally has to own up to her actions, and somehow it's already Christmas? I mean, it'd fit if you listen to it around Christmas time, but that is not now. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 7

Published: Feb. 23, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 52 seconds

Siah and Maya are still losing their sanity as they continue to read into this story. One loose thread gets tied (out of the many) and will a new relationship blossom? Why is Korra Hispanic and wearing a kimono at a Mexican restaurant!? Only one of these questions gets answered. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 6

Published: Feb. 16, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 59 minutes

It's the moment we've all been waiting for, the grand reveal to the question no one has asked: Who is Reicheru's father? Does it make sense? Does this mean anything to the story? No, no it does not. Also elevator-dicking finally occurs! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Valentine's Special: Fatal Attraction (Ted Bundy x Reader)

Published: Feb. 14, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 40 minutes 42 seconds

Dear Lord, we are all going to hell for this one. I can't believe someone even wrote this about a serial killer? He literally diddled corpses, what on earth!? Happy Valentine's day everyone!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 5

Published: Feb. 9, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 57 seconds

Reicheru FINALLY has the goddamn baby even though Lucy did something to it previously, Korra is Mexican? Then Pokemon apparently causes memory loss...Sensei Hanaiubi is still the best teacher out there, even if he is a big creeper. Come listen to us mispronounce names and become super duper confused! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 4

Published: Feb. 2, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 58 seconds

TRIGGER WARNING! We open up with a horrid sex scene between the vampire Lord and his apparent accomplice. We later join Rei and company back at...High School? These guys are seriously in High School? It's like how the cast of Scream was made up of twenty-something year-olds portraying teenagers...but okay. Also more singing. There's always singing. Why can we never escape the singing!? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 3

Published: Jan. 26, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 16 seconds

Rei ends up in a chop-shop hospital, there's an unexpected arrival on the way, and we have a hard time guessing demon gestation periods...also more beloved characters get mangled!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 2

Published: Jan. 19, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 37 minutes 33 seconds

New tutors, excessive cheating, and surprises- oh my! With the second part of Blood Raining Night, we somehow keep whatever is left of our sanity and charge through this...predicament.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Blood Raining Night Part 1

Published: Jan. 12, 2020, 6 a.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 55 seconds

Demons, Cats, and Mary-Sue's oh my! Join us in this cluster of a fan-fic that seems to never end, and really it doesn't have an end. It just stops. Character assassination and more awaits you if you decide to join us on this journey. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen Part 1

Published: Dec. 15, 2019, 6 a.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 29 seconds

Horrible, awful, no good, dirty Twilight Fan-Fiction that is unhinged. We're here for the laughs and the rants as we dive into the twisted world of Atlantiana Rebecca Lauren and her efforts to sex on Ewdard (Edward) Cullen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Pilot- Legolas by Laura

Published: Dec. 8, 2019, 6 a.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 11 seconds

Lord of the Rings fanfiction that excludes Gimli for whichever reason, dive into the past with this gem of a bad fan-fiction with Milkwood, the Dark Lord, and Mondor. -Warnings- Sexual Assault Incest Abuse Kidnapping Language Dark Themes Much Ranting --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Trailer

Published: Dec. 1, 2019, 6:21 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 13 seconds

Looking for some comedy? Figuring out the physics of strange positions? Listening to crappy dialogue and two friends comes up with the most ridiculous crap? Well, look no further- Ficta Inferno is the Podcast for you if you’re thinking about diving into utter hell. Join us, we promise you won’t be sorry...much.

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