They Don't Know and You Can't Tell Them

Published: Jan. 11, 2021, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 44 seconds

The closer you think you are to understanding, the further away it is.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Tangled Sticky Web We Weave

Published: Jan. 4, 2021, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 7 seconds

And it only gets stickier as we go on. (Yes, it's dirty) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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High Maintenance Women, What's Not To Love?

Published: Dec. 21, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 28 seconds

Feel free to substitute the word Man for Women there, because they're out there too. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The little woman

Published: Dec. 7, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 12 seconds

Hate the game, not the player.  And the rules to that game are written on the lid of the box. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Sleep it off

Published: Nov. 30, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 58 seconds

The hard part is waking up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Because Some People Need a Beating

Published: Nov. 24, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 53 seconds

Ask not for whom the ass-whooping tolls...... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Obsession is an Ugly Thing, and Kind of Fun

Published: Nov. 17, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 55 seconds

I am still working on the feeling bad part.  It's a journey. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Pursuit of Happiness

Published: Nov. 2, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 44 seconds

Doesn't mean you're going to find it.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Motivation for the Unmotivated

Published: Oct. 27, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 51 seconds

The podcast version of an abusive PE teacher.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Joe for Jesus, my new homeless BFF

Published: Oct. 20, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 7 seconds

Never let a little crazy get in the way of making friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Mamma Evil said there'd be days like this.

Published: Oct. 13, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 13 minutes 16 seconds

Because Evil people don't just come from nowhere. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Evil Runs in the Family

Published: Sept. 29, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 46 seconds

I know what your saying. "Another Evil Couple post.....Seriously?!?!" You're God damn right! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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All in the Family - Evil Couple Style

Published: Sept. 22, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 48 seconds

You never realize how much you miss the dysfunctional people in your life until the come back to you.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Absolutely Shameful

Published: Sept. 14, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 23 seconds

Sometimes I am innocent of all charges.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Love the French, Hate the French

Published: Sept. 8, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 42 seconds

Can't have love without hate. And who better than the French? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Manscaping, it's not for kids

Published: Aug. 31, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 13 minutes 12 seconds

You could call it people-scaping for the PC non-binary crowd, but it just sounds weird. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Avoid eye contact, it's for the best.

Published: Aug. 24, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 56 seconds

If we are at least honest with ourselves, we are pretty judgy and vicious at a people. Just sayin. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Tainted Fruit

Published: Aug. 18, 2020, 5:02 a.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 45 seconds

I never realized that fruit had a taint. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Bad Monkey Syndrome

Published: Aug. 10, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 56 seconds

Let's face it, this is all of us at one time or another.  Yes, you too. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Damn you, Spielberg!

Published: Aug. 3, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 31 seconds

Because some things stay with you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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I like you, You can follow me home and sleep with my sister!

Published: July 27, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 52 seconds

Entitlement is not a skill.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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You Want a Piece of Me?

Published: July 23, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 28 seconds

When it's on, it's on! Even if it's grandma! (No grandmothers were injured in the making of this podcast.) [[TRIGGER WARNING: GRANDMA]] --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Ballad of Tony and Maria

Published: July 20, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 47 seconds

Because I am frequently wrong.  Plus, its a feel good story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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And the Winner is....

Published: July 17, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 43 seconds

Participation trophies. Did you want to raise losers?  Cause that's how you get losers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Don't mess with the Puta

Published: July 13, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 5 seconds

First of all, I didn't say that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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It's More Than Just A Tea Party!

Published: July 9, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 36 seconds

Cater to the child within, even if he's a bad kid. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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A Well Dressed Freak

Published: July 6, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 7 seconds

Manners maketh man.  Hmmmm, can I get back to you on that one? Manners are kind of off the table and what we are left with is a social media world of smarmy shade throwing and out of control virtue signalling.  Asshole maketh man makes more sense. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Nature of the Beast

Published: July 2, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 49 seconds

And then you find out you are the beast.  Spoiler alert! (And maybe a trigger warning?) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Welcome to the Freak Show

Published: June 29, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 46 seconds

You don't want to stare, but you do.  See how that works? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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My Private Hell

Published: June 25, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 41 seconds

Hell is a perspective, not a place. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Hush kids, the adults are talking

Published: June 22, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 52 seconds

This may sound like a lot of bitching about the youth of today. And you may be right.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Like Annie said

Published: June 18, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 14 minutes 15 seconds

Because there is a cringe-worthy joy to doing something that absolutely terrifies you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Cougar is on the Prowl

Published: June 15, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 46 seconds

Most big cats like to toy with their food before devouring. This cat is no different.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Biblical Uber Blonde

Published: June 11, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 5 seconds

Who runs the world?  Blondes.  I always thought that was obvious. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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MEN love SEX - WOMEN LOVE sex

Published: June 8, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 41 seconds

If you are taken prisoner in the battle of the sexes, you really want to be well treated, and not beaten daily in the hut.  There are too many articles about how to find, catch, please and keep a mate.  Complex strategies for something that should be easy.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Now open the door before I kick it in

Published: June 4, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 25 seconds

Back in the good ole days, the sales people were a lot more pushy, and smelled horrible.  Avon calling. Hope you're ready. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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A Hairy Ass is Never Pretty!

Published: June 1, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 43 seconds

It's one of those titles that says it all.  Unless you happen to be into that sort of thing. No judgement here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Dante's Inferno and the Council

Published: May 28, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 36 seconds

It must be hell.  Shitty coffee, setting and people? Gonna be one of those days. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Welcome to Tombstone

Published: May 26, 2020, 1:24 a.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 39 seconds

It's not the OK Corral, but at least there's coffee. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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ADD is a Jealous Mistress

Published: May 21, 2020, 4:57 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 30 seconds

ADD - Like a high maintenance relationship where you work your ass off, but never get laid. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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In Xanadu did Kubli Khan build his pleasure dome

Published: May 18, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 56 seconds

Great poem used for a tawdry little subject. But the imagery reminds me a lot of pro athletes that get in trouble with the law. But I bet Kubli Khan never had to hold a press conference. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Salad is Murder

Published: May 14, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 45 seconds

Argue this one all you like. There is blood on your green thumb. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The poodle from Hell

Published: May 11, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 37 seconds

Everybody loves dogs, some people prefer them to humans.  But none of you ever met Martini the poodle.  Consider yourselves lucky. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Asshole Move of the Day

Published: May 7, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 6 seconds

Be kind to yourself, even if your an asshole.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Let a Player Play!

Published: May 4, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 49 seconds

Why would anyone want to get between the chemically challenged and the pursuit of happiness? Or, why am I an extra on this weeks episode of Cops/Live PD? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Daisy Dukes of the Living Dead

Published: April 30, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 30 seconds

Because this is not some sort of cheap movie, those ass-cheeks are real. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Give till it hurts

Published: April 27, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 41 seconds

Volunteering can be a lot like an STD.  You try to be careful who you're with, what you're doing and you can still find yourself afflicted with a charity. And then its embarrassing and sometimes painful.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Buy some crap why don't you?

Published: April 23, 2020, 2:37 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 51 seconds

The business of selling old crap is not new.  Because one man's trash is another mans crap. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Walk, Talk, Act like a Hoe, Youz a Hoe!

Published: April 20, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 1 second

Before we get hung up on words, take a peek at why they might be used. Or you might be one of those people who are outraged at everything. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Attacked by the Senior Ninjas

Published: April 16, 2020, 3:45 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 10 seconds

It's like day of the dead in my local Starbucks, except that everyone is alive. Oh, the horror! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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It was dead when I found it, I swear!

Published: April 13, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 7 seconds

Pets can be a total upgrade to your life.  Right up until they die. Because unless you love parrots or tortoises, you will always outlive your pets.  And sometimes, you are a "Person of interest" in the death of that pet. What a vague and sinister phrase, and subject.  Listen to this one with strong coffee, french roast.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Kids are Alright

Published: April 9, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 35 seconds

Just when you think society in general and the future in specific are doomed, the kids come roaring back with some badass skills.  Thank you kids.  Starting to think you are the future. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Betrayal where you least expect it

Published: April 6, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 13 seconds

We all look upon our childhood as this magical time of fun and wonder. Right up until it turns on us like a rabid dog. Chilling. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Game of Sex is an Old One

Published: April 3, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 53 seconds

I would like to think I am above that. I would like to, but I am not.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The world needs ditch diggers too

Published: April 2, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 2 seconds

All I'm saying is, not every kid is going to grow up and be in the corner office. Some of them will start out sweeping the parking and eventually retire running the drive thru window like a BOSS. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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I was released unharmed, kind of

Published: April 1, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 25 seconds

You can be detained and held hostage by many things. Including your own mind.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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No one is above a beating

Published: March 31, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 6 seconds

Some things are funny, right up until they aren't. And then you're just screwed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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And your little dog, too!

Published: March 27, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 19 seconds

Where is the Wicked Witch when you need her? (To take the dog? Dorthy? Yellow brick- fuck it. you either get it or you don't) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Breaking the ice

Published: March 26, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 40 seconds

Compelling evidence of the direct connection between classic literature and creepy dudes.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Does candy make you dumb?

Published: March 25, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 41 seconds

If its not the cause, perhaps its a symptom.  podcast humor sarcasm sarcastic comedy funny millennial forrest gump parenting delusional --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Crazy looks good on you

Published: March 24, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 19 seconds

It never occurs to crazy that it is crazy, no matter how crazy it is.  When you go crazy, thats the new norm. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Keep that bitch on a leash!

Published: March 23, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 9 seconds

Relax, its about a female dog.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Tale of the Amazon, with a hint of Evil

Published: March 21, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 32 seconds

The obvious physical trait that is judged by most people is height.  If you want to argue that, take a moment to peruse any dating site. You will find easily 70% of the ladies bios have a mention of what height they will find acceptable to date. Do I sound bitter? Yeah, I do.  But what about those people dealing with the other end of the spectrum? The too tall? Turns out they have shit to deal with also. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Mary Poppins and the 1000 yard stare

Published: March 20, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 58 seconds

When your body keeps moving but your mind checks out?  And its because of high exposure to rotten children? Its called babysitting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The House of Blue Hair

Published: March 19, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 11 seconds

There is a place where the hair color of choice is blue.  And it ain't a punk rock club.  Take your definition of old, and make it older.  You're getting there. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The politics of Crazy

Published: March 18, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 30 seconds

While stupid is as stupid does..... Crazy does whatever it wants to.  And you can argue that one if you like, cuz I sure won't. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Get the fat lady off the stage, we aren't done here.

Published: March 17, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 16 seconds

Because even if you think its over, its still not over. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Trouble in River City

Published: March 13, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 13 seconds

"So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay." Doesn't matter if you like poetry or not, Robert Frost knew his shit.  Be present like you'll never be there again. Cause you never will be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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And now I feel dirty

Published: March 12, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 45 seconds

Its that space between proper and improper that makes me laugh.  Trigger warning. Pervy shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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My Car is Invisible

Published: March 11, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 45 seconds

Odd the things you remember and reminisce about. Being smacked around by nuns and the local PD. Massive cars and shitty mileage. Good times. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Dolphin shorts and Varicose veins

Published: March 10, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 43 seconds

Kind of a crude presentation of mean opinion. But I think I have managed to muddle the argument nicely. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Hockey and the General

Published: March 9, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 14 seconds

An in depth expose` on the link between Hockey legend Eddie Shore and the Southern California Homeless vets community. Just kidding. I can't back that up. But I did find a homeless guy that claims he served in the Army with Shore. (Total fabrication) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Bring on the Nasty!

Published: March 6, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes

What you do with your nose or ass in the privacy is your business and none of mine.  However, when you do that in public, you are including me in your performance art show. And that is nasty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Wait your turn, shithead!

Published: March 5, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 50 seconds

If someone decides to forgo common courtesy, I am no longer obligated to be nice. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Raise your damn kid, lady!

Published: March 4, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 30 seconds

I need karma to pick up the pace here. Take care of this time bomb of a little kid and punish the shit out of mom. Time to pay the fiddler --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The coming of the bag lady

Published: March 3, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 8 seconds

Need a penny, take a penny. Have a penny, lose your mind.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Run Forrest, Run

Published: March 2, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 16 seconds

To paraphrase the famous film: Life is like a box of chocolates, you can find stupid anywhere you look. Or something like that. The idea that you can has a simpler life just by not making it more difficult is sounding pretty good these days. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Verbal Hostage Taker

Published: Feb. 28, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 10 seconds

The subtle art of being held against your will using nothing but a wheezing old man's voice. I am sharing my story here. I'm the victim. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Priss and The Man

Published: Feb. 27, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 19 seconds

When poise and sophistication meet sloppy piss-drunk. Like a Starbucks version of the TV show Cops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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What stinks?

Published: Feb. 26, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 49 seconds

Perfume is meant to enhance the effect of beauty, not to use it SOOOOOO much it triggers near fatal allergies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Fallen Man

Published: Feb. 25, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 11 minutes 1 second

Shhhhh! He's sleeping. Societal commentary on the homeless epidemic from a sarcastic non-journalist. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Big Pimping at Starbucks

Published: Feb. 24, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 40 seconds

They still sell coffee, right? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Ugly Sister

Published: Feb. 21, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 34 seconds

The only thing plastic surgery can't eliminate is the comments of people who notice when it looks bad. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Is size important?

Published: Feb. 20, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 55 seconds

Plastic surgery exists on the idea that "If you don't like it, change it". You can make what ever the issue is bigger, smaller, prettier or just gone.  But overwhelmingly, making things prettier and/or bigger seems to be the desire.  Except taller, for those of us who are shorter? You are just screwed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Gilligan's Starbucks

Published: Feb. 19, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 12 seconds

It's a lot more than a 3 hour tour. Plus there's coffee. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Rain rain, go away

Published: Feb. 18, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 52 seconds

Why do some people freak out when it rains in Southern California.  And if you are one of those who don't, why not? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Harry Potter has no game

Published: Feb. 17, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 24 seconds

Millions of people loved the Harry Potter books and movies, but does that translate into look alikes getting groupie sex? IDK. Form your own opinion. 2/31 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Grow some balls, Marvin!

Published: Feb. 14, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 57 seconds

What is it about dysfunctional relationships and human oddities that are so intriguing? Intriguing enough to completely trigger my ADD and destroy any focus I had this morning. Enjoy. 2/30 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Try being grateful, you rude piece of shit!

Published: Feb. 13, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 22 seconds

Common courtesy seems to be missing for our day to day lives.  Everybody look into that, okay? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Devil Children

Published: Feb. 12, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 30 seconds

For God's sake, don't make your kids into freaks! (This is the first podcast that my test reader called me a "bitch" for doing.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Coffee Day Care

Published: Feb. 11, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 41 seconds

Does anyone care what goes on with their kids these days?  Do your kids a favor and send them to legitimate day care. It can be pricey, but the kids won't end up as part of the modern day Manson family.  Just sayin. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The battle of Good vs Evil, with coffee

Published: Feb. 10, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 38 seconds

The state of the art of video games is at such a high level, I can't prove the zombie apocalypse isn't happening somewhere.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Divorcing for dollars

Published: Feb. 7, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 3 seconds

A tawdry little tale of love as a small business. The focus on money and marriage makes me think they should be selling shares in the enterprise at the reception.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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So close and yet so far

Published: Feb. 6, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 56 seconds

Sometimes, you are forced to settle when you can't get what you want.  And it sucks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Die old man Die

Published: Feb. 5, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 43 seconds

There are times where even I am not pleased with my behavior.  This is not one of those times. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Cuz I'll cut a bitch!

Published: Feb. 4, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 1 second

I am afraid of the cashier at Starbucks. Doesn't mean I am not going to get my coffee.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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3 Weird stories

Published: Feb. 3, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 36 seconds

Sometimes life doesn't give you 1 solid story to look at. It just gives you a mix of things for you to sort thru. That's where we are today. Happy sorting. 2/21 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Now I really want to take up smoking

Published: Jan. 31, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 36 seconds

Some things are gross enough, and then you see something that makes it worse. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Lost boy of Starbucks

Published: Jan. 30, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 41 seconds

I am truly in awe of the sad bit of shit show that passes for parenting these days. The current crop of kids in grade school better get there shit together, because their parents suck at their job. Just sayin. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Comes the Jazz Man

Published: Jan. 29, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 44 seconds

There are countries that view Jazz as a cruel and unusual punishment. I am fairly certain that Jazz violates the Geneva Convention. Plus, I don't like it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Vampire vs Werewolf

Published: Jan. 28, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 21 seconds

Ok, so this one is a little self indulgent.  Besides, the werewolf really had it coming. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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So healthy it might kill you!

Published: Jan. 27, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 34 seconds

Is it healthy? Or is it just a bunch of marketing catch words designed to sucker you out of your cash? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Cleavage is like kryptonite

Published: Jan. 24, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 21 seconds

In the same vein of "The heart wants what it wants" the male libido, driven by that mad tyrant the penis, is much the same.  And it gets us in trouble from time to time. This is one of those times. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The cars are giving her AIDS!

Published: Jan. 23, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 53 seconds

If it looks crazy, acts crazy, and sounds crazy....... it's crazy. Plus, you never know what those evil car executives are up to. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Attack of the Werewolf

Published: Jan. 22, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 41 seconds

Being bullied is viewed by many as simply a rite of passage in life. Much like puberty, it sucks and you just have to get thru it. Or do you? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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What will you do when it stares you in the face?

Published: Jan. 21, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 10 seconds

Growing up is tough enough,  and then some old guy whips his dick out. Much like being in a war, there are some things you never get over. TRIGGER WARNING - [Mild dick talk]. Not that I care, but I get tired of hearing it.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Why does Jazz make my soul ache?

Published: Jan. 20, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 33 seconds

There are few things that can ruin a morning than Jazz. As a musical form, its a lot like those painting they make using shit? By definition, its art. By opinion, its shit.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Still trying to shut the hell up

Published: Jan. 17, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 56 seconds

There are times that I really want to change my ways and be quieter and more polite. Then I have more coffee and wait for that feeling to go away.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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I did NOT piss myself!

Published: Jan. 16, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 22 seconds

There are humiliating things that happen in life that you just have to live thru. No lessons, not wisdom, just live thru. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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She is woman, hear her roar!

Published: Jan. 15, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 3 seconds

I would give a trigger warning, mainly because she is a trigger warning.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Starbucks in the Afternoon

Published: Jan. 14, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 39 seconds

Strictly a personal opinion of this major coffee chain and their understanding legal counsel.  Please don't hurt me.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Newark Marie, my 90 year old BFF

Published: Jan. 13, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 6 seconds

There is something so enchanting about a woman so old with such a vicious mouth on her.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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When the Ginger speaks. (Cracking the Ginger - Part 2)

Published: Jan. 10, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 56 seconds

Ah, the subtle are of getting someone to spill the beans when they hate you like shit on their shoe. Luckily, I am good at this sort of thing.  I also can change a tire faster than most. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The shit that comes out of your mouth

Published: Jan. 9, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 42 seconds

Most of what people say just comes out without any thought behind it. Like auto-pilot, just going thru the motions.  This is where sarcastic people like myself thrive, eating these little audible morsels. Making fun of you is just a side effect. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Cracking the Ginger

Published: Jan. 8, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 10 seconds

There is a high level of difficulty involved in getting someone who seems to hate you to have a friendly little conversation. But I am willing to give it a shot. As long as I don't get tasered. Wish me luck --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Don't shit on the help!

Published: Jan. 7, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 22 seconds

It shocks me how crappy people treat others that could totally fuck with their food/drink/whatever. What sort of bulletproof coat do you think you were born with that will keep karma and a pissed off waiter from tea-bagging your drink and spitting in the gravy on your mashed potatoes? Enjoy your next dining out experience. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Ask not for whom the vibrator tolls - Evil Couple

Published: Jan. 6, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 10 seconds

When you flaunt your vibrator in front of your spouse, they are screwed, but its no fun.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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That's Nasty!

Published: Jan. 3, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 49 seconds

Sometimes, other people's freak flag flies in your local coffee shop.  Ewww. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Homeless coffee break

Published: Jan. 2, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 29 seconds

Somebody needs to explain to the homeless that if you don't work for a living, you better know how to work it.  Time to get in the game. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Discount Meter Maids and Drug Addled Idiots

Published: Jan. 1, 2020, 3 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 35 seconds

People delude themselves all the time. Like pretending they have a real job or don't have a drug problem. This one comes off as a little bitchy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Shutting my own mouth

Published: Dec. 31, 2019, 10:07 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 16 seconds

I have always believed that if I keep talking, I can fix it.  Not working out like I planned. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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I just met a girl named Maria

Published: Dec. 30, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 46 seconds

The title is from the musical "West Side Story". A dramatic little redub of Romeo and Juliet. This has more drama, but is not as entertaining. You will either love this one, or hate me for it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Someone's ex wife

Published: Dec. 27, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 31 seconds

I was going to say, what is it about an angry woman that- and then I realized both sexes do this. Being angry doesn't make you a Navy Seal.  Being angry is just being angry, which usually leads to saying a lot of shit you shouldn't.  Don't worry, be happy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Skipping into the sunset

Published: Dec. 26, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 29 seconds

This one seems a little judgy and rude. Definitely not PC. My bad, but it is what it is. Regardless of sexual orientation, watching anyone awkwardly hitting on someone who is definitely not going for it.  Delicious. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Sorry to bother you

Published: Dec. 25, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 14 seconds

It is easy to hate shitty parents. But what about dumb ones? It might be tough to set aside a special place in hell for them, but what about a really uncomfortable place in, say, Newark NJ? (I think that might reasonably called hell too) Either way, dumb parents tend to put great parents, (like me) on edge. But whatcha gonna do? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Can I take back my RIP?

Published: Dec. 24, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 32 seconds

Usually it's only in zombie films that people come back from the dead. And it always horrible. But not this time.  Just in time for the holidays, a feel good podcast for the whole family. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Evil Couples Counselling

Published: Dec. 23, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 41 seconds

When you go so far down the road to dysfunctional, maybe you achieve functional. To quote Mr. Spock, in an insane society, a sane man must be viewed as insane. Of course, he was a fictional character in a poorly rated tv show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Hella is NOT a word, people!

Published: Dec. 21, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 2 seconds

I weep for the future. Communication is dying as an art form. Listening to 20-somethings speak could be considered cruel and unusual punishment in civilized countries. Waterboarding would be preferable.  There, I am done bitching.  On with the show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Ronaldo the man!

Published: Dec. 20, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 44 seconds

What do stunning young redheads and distinguished old men have in common?  Quite a bit it turns out. Sometimes, what should be something wrong becomes something right, just because you like half of the equation. If that makes no sense, you should try it from my side.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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This little financial piggy went to market

Published: Dec. 19, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 34 seconds

There was a time when people didn't view money as something evil or capable of forcing you to do evil things. These days, money is like a super villian, capable of vile acts and unspeakable things. But who will save us?  Don't ask me, I just work here. For money. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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We meet again, HOLY SHIT

Published: Dec. 18, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 9 minutes 19 seconds

Carter the Demon child, need I say more? Can we blame his mom for being a poor parent? Or do we give her a pass like the woman who gave birth the devil in Rosemary's baby? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Open Sesame ... Street

Published: Dec. 16, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 31 seconds

Time to go back to your childhood and give proper recognition to the rebel of your early years......... Oscar the grouch. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Road rage, kind of

Published: Dec. 13, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 50 seconds

Sometimes, nurturing the asshole within can have consequences. Today was one of those days. The avid pursuit of fun can lead to a vicious backlash of shit-headedness that is shocking to behold.  Time to look in the mirror and forgive someone. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Of all the gin joints in all the world - (Evil Couple)

Published: Dec. 12, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 32 seconds

The term succubus might seem a little harsh, but the idea that this woman might be a demon the will screw you to damnation might be accurate. Withhold your judgement till you read this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Old school Evil Couple

Published: Dec. 11, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 49 seconds

Home is where the heart is. But what if your heart is all snug and cozy right in the middle of the shit-storm of a dysfunctional relation. Not mine, but the dysfunctional relationship of two total strangers. The heart wants what it wants. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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House of Estrogen

Published: Dec. 10, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 46 seconds

Give the ladies their due. They're the only thing standing between us and the entire species dying out. They also live longer and are the life givers. Screw with them at your own risk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Time to pay the fiddler

Published: Dec. 9, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 32 seconds

I am back in the soap opera. Evil villians, sex, money, a court trial and possible prison time. No, its not a new show on Netflix, its the tawdry little tale of Renaldo, the old guy with the POS son.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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When you least expect it, Evil Couple

Published: Dec. 6, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 3 seconds

Sometimes you go to the zoo, sometimes the zoo comes to you. When a deer in the headlights moment happens you just need to keep your head down, avoid the hits you can and just hold out till its over.  But make sure you find something to laugh about during it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Sins of the son

Published: Dec. 5, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 22 seconds

All children are smart and special. Unless of course they are a POS that goes out of their way to make life harder for their parents. Special circle of hell for people like that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Some kind of wonderful

Published: Dec. 4, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 40 seconds

Every now and then, you meet someone that truly enriches your life. This is NOT one of those times. But it was funny. Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Room for one more, honey

Published: Dec. 3, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 8 minutes 31 seconds

That creepy feeling on the back of your neck is there for a reason, people! If you think you are in hell, you might be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Life Happens

Published: Dec. 2, 2019, 3:24 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 22 seconds

Every now and then, life likes to hit you with an unexpected sucker nut-punch. This is one of those times. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Is Black Friday Racist?

Published: Nov. 29, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 15 seconds

You tell me. Seems like there is a percentage that think it definitely is, a percentage that think it definitely is not and the majority that are straddling that fence and avoiding eye contact like a perv in a police line up.  Send me your comments, like or favorite the podcast!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Be thankful, you rotten shit!

Published: Nov. 28, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 52 seconds

It's Thanksgiving, time to get on that Thankful bandwagon and be aggressively thankful, OR ELSE. It's all about family and food and football and whatever the hell is in that God-awful bean salad your cousin likes to make every year.  Enjoy your day all! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Better late than never and Half of the Evil Couple

Published: Nov. 27, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 59 seconds

Today is a two-fer, two posts in one. The original blog posts were small and it seemed odd to make them two separate podcasts.  The Evil Couple is back and making my life evil and delightful. Much like an ugly argument at Thanksgiving, its cringe-worthy, but you wouldn't miss it for the world. There is a certain delight in the awkward situations of life.  As long as its not directed at me.  Get the Caffeinated Humor books! - CLICK HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Hell Hath

Published: Nov. 26, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 47 seconds

"-No fury like a woman scorned!" No shit. There is a lot of scary, questionable shit going on out there. Something about being emotionally involved with someone makes most people lose their mind when the relationship hits the skids.  So I delved into the rotten things people have done to their ex's and the results were more that a little shocking....and funny. Get the Caffeinated Humor books at Amazon! -----> CLICK HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Thru the door and Garrett the homeless guy

Published: Nov. 25, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 55 seconds

First of all, I never said Starbucks was a homeless shelter. My friendship with Garrett the homeless guy has always been interesting, to say the least. To this day, the old guys that sit outside Noah's bagels still glare at me for taking up their favorite seats on those mornings that I would take Garrett for bagels. I never seem to tire of it. Any humor or comedy in it is always circumstantial. Like being at a murder when it happens, no proof that you did it, but it does look suspicious. I have been accused of making fun of the homeless. You got me on that one. In my defense, I make fun of everyone.  Plus Garrett never seemed to mind.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Great American Game

Published: Nov. 22, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 15 seconds

There is something nostalgic about the sport of baseball. Baseball stories remind us of a kinder gentler time. This is NOT one of those stories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Can you make a Ho into a Housewife?

Published: Nov. 21, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes

People can be very judgmental. I have always been of the opinion that whoever feels like sleeping with whoever is nobodies business but theirs. But I do reserve the right to make funny about it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Suicidal man

Published: Nov. 20, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 14 seconds

An ode to those who are so miserable on a day to day basis, that it makes them either impossible to be around or fun to blog or podcast about. (Keep in mind, its important to have a hobby) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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In the beginning.... Evil Couple Part 2

Published: Nov. 19, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 53 seconds

You love them, you hate them, you cringe when they are near. But, they are inspiringly fun to watch. And if you happen to write a humor blog/podcast about people behaving badly, they are GOLD. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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In the beginning ... Evil Couple Part 1

Published: Nov. 18, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 12 seconds

The founders of the feast. What can I say about the most vile couple I have ever seen that inspired the blog that led to the podcast?  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The weaker sex

Published: Nov. 16, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 37 seconds

For those that truly believe women are the weaker sex? You're not paying attention. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The last bully you would expect

Published: Nov. 15, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 31 seconds

If you're raising a child, stay in your lane. Eye on the prize. This makes no sense now, but it will. Have a listen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Coffee at the OK Corral

Published: Nov. 14, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 27 seconds

Kevlar vests, firepower and a dark Costa Rican roast. What's not to love?  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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This is science... sort of

Published: Nov. 13, 2019, 2:30 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 28 seconds

I have been warned that posting this one is not a good idea. They might be right. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Let's all cry together in a safe space

Published: Nov. 12, 2019, 2:30 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 31 seconds

Its not a question of IF I said it, its a question of, do I CARE that I said it?  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Too little, too late and too dumb to know the difference

Published: Nov. 11, 2019, 2:30 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 25 seconds

I would love to know the thinking behind having an incredibly filthy, personal conversation in a public place? Especially with a nosy d-bag like me within earshot? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Rearing its ugly head, some more than others

Published: Nov. 8, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 49 seconds

The business spirit is alive and well at your local Starbucks, just watch your step with the Penguins.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Leaving on a jet plane.....

Published: Nov. 7, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 23 seconds

My harrowing journey in all its nastiness. Drunken strippers, public orgasms, and Jabba the frequent flier. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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It's a Dirty Subject

Published: Nov. 6, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 26 seconds

Are men dogs? There is a lot of evidence that points to yes. It's nothing to be proud of, but when you get horny, all bets are off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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The Sound of Silence

Published: Nov. 5, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 10 seconds

This is not about some suicidal folk song. It's all about the newest victims in the cell phone conspiracy....The deaf. Can you hear me now? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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My Eviction Notice

Published: Nov. 4, 2019, 3 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 35 seconds

Never come between a man and his coffee shop. This is how wars start.  The War of 1812 started because someone took the last available table at a Startbucks. True story --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Yoga is just stretching out.....Seriously

Published: Nov. 1, 2019, 2 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 57 seconds

Look, I know you want to be hip and special, I get it.  But yoga is just stretching out.  Nothing more.  And you are paying a goddam fortune for it. The only thing that would make yoga dumber would be if you carried your own little rolled up piece of foam because the mean ol ground it too hard....oh wait, never mind.  (But it did give the world yoga pants so maybe its not all bad.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Justice, Served hot and fresh

Published: Oct. 31, 2019, 2 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 36 seconds

These days, its not uncommon to see parents that don't really do a lot of parenting. The kids walk all over you. Your grandmother's generation would never put up with it.  And what if that generation has decided they're sick of the bullshit?  Then we're all in trouble.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Here's to the little big man, Mickey Rooney

Published: Oct. 30, 2019, 2 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 30 seconds

Take a sarcastic trip back to old Hollywood and revisit one of televisions most beloved and infamous gingers, Mickey Rooney. (And still cannot find anything online that will confirm or deny that he had a huge penis.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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Do you realize what you are saying?

Published: Oct. 28, 2019, 2 p.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 21 seconds

My first blog post. Also one of my favorite. This is the one that started my entire rude journey of eavesdropping and binging on caffeine.  Funny, rude, insightful and judgmental. Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/caffeinatedhumor/support

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