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"I've got to start eating at home more..." - Jeffrey Dahmer

TOPICS: What if you were watching your friend's cat, dog, parrot, grandparents or some other form of pet and they died? // What if you baked two sets of brownies, one of them has drugs in them, and you took the drugged brownies to a family event? // What if someone wrote a play about your life?

SNEAK PEAK: "My life as a mouth breather." // "I only bully the kids before they can talk." // "My brother aint no raisin no snitch." // "What if I get the CLEP?!" // "I believe in moderation everywhere." // "The CLEP Clan." // "Pablo Picasso meets a mime on the street."

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