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"White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white" - Kim Kardashian

TOPICS: What if we were chosen to colonize mars? // What if all animals in the ocean evolved legs and left the ocean? // What if pants less Mondays were a thing? // What if as you age you turn into a balloon person and eventually you will float away to heaven unless someone shoots you down for your rubber organs?

SNEAK PEAK: "I cant handle the food, cuz of fecal matter?" // "I'm just a husk of power and loneliness?" // "Pulling your bits out is the opposite of conservative." // "thongs don't have a bad color." // "Zebra and a man, but were just the same me and you!"