We've got another listener-suggested story for you this week, called "The Firebird," and it's another Shakespeare-Professor-Authorized (TM) story, fresh off the presses from Russia. This is a Russian story that somehow does not feature a Vasilisa, so we're in uncharted territory. \n\nSuggested talking points: A+ in Streaking,Subsisting on Gold, Appliances Fueled by Goblin Magic, Lotto Couch, The Princess and the Pocket Change, Shiny Jingling Tree-Key, Centaur Muppet, \u201cWe Sleep Now, Human Woman,\u201d Melanoma Bird, Bloodstained Trophy Woman, Cursed by a Wolf\n\nIf you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.