Ep.13 The Devil Knows Three Chords - Country Fried Horror

Published: Jan. 22, 2020, 5:56 p.m.

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Two great bluegrass musicians come to a fork in the road; and at that crossroads stands the devil.
The Devil Knows Three Chords by John Oak Dalton
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Music by Ray Mattis
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Transcript:
Chester Killbuck and Bobby Lee Starr were one of the hottest bluegrass duos of the 50s and early 60s,
but it all ended in a dumpster behind the Avalon Ballroom in San Francisco in 1968.
Like a lot of bluegrass musicians at that time, they started in The Bluegrass Boys in the late 40s, and then
joined The Foggy Mountain Boys in the early 50s before setting off on their own as Killbuck and Starr.
Chester and Bobby Lee couldn\\u2019t have been more different, and thus made an unlikely team. Chester
was married three or four times and had several kids that hated him, and several more he wouldn\\u2019t
admit to having and who didn\\u2019t know he was their daddy. Bobby Lee was still married to his first wife
Marian and they had a son, Johnny, who was born blind in 1946 and who Bobby Lee lived and died for.
Chester followed the old ways and the old music but Bobby Lee saw things differently when his son
started playing folk music with a couple of other guys. Bobby Lee wanted to add some more Bob Dylan
and Gram Parsons to their song list. But Chester said that would never get them on the Porter Wagoner
show. And they would get booed out of The Grand Old Opry.
Bobby Lee got through a lot of his disagreements with Chester by bringing Johnny on the road with him
when he was old enough, and Johnny became a great mandolin player in his own right. So in the same
way that they wanted to leave Bill Monroe and then leave Flat and Scruggs, Johnny wanted to forge out
on his own. It was the way of things, and Bobby Lee could not deny his son.
But his son still needed him. So when Johnny Starr made a deal for his own band with the Avalon
Ballroom, which was the premiere venue in San Francisco at the center of everything happening in 1968,
he might have mentioned his dad would come and play too. The Avalon promised Killbuck and Starr top
billing, and Johnny\\u2019s band Lemon Dirty Fingernails second, ahead of the Stone Poneys and the Lewis and
Clark Expedition.
Chester was very angry with the deal, but went along with it. And as it happened Killbuck and Starr
killed it in front of all these young people, who were turning on to the Bakersfield sound and The Byrds
and Dylan, and suddenly Bobby Lee could see a future for the duo. A future beyond the long county fair
tours. A future beyond waiting for someone to tap their shoulder for the Opry.
Bobby Lee waited backstage for his son, who was still out talking to friends, and it was good that he was
late because he found out quickly Chester was still fuming.
Bobby Lee found, at the little rickety table in the dressing room, his son had left a water bottle with a
note that said \\u201cDrink Me\\u201d and a plate of food with a note that said \\u201cEat Me.\\u201d It was punched out in
Braille with the little stylus and slate both father and son had learned to use.
Bobby Lee was drinking down the water when Chester banged the door open.
Bobby Lee looked at him with a smile and a squint. \\u201cI thought you slipped off with that little gal in the
front row in those short-shorts,\\u201d Bobby Lee said.
Chester\\u2019s frown deepened. \\u201cHell, that gal had more armpit hair than I do. You couldn\\u2019t tell who was the
girls and who was the boys with all that long hair out there.\\u201d
\\u201cThey loved us, Chester,\\u201d Bobby Lee said.
\\u201cThey should love their got-damn country. You\\u2019re son\\u2019s a cripple and has an excuse but the rest of them
boys should be over in Viet Nam fighting Communism,\\u201d Chester proclaimed.
That killed off Bobby Lee\\u2019s good feeling.
\\u201cIt\\u2019s be nice if you could be happy with one thing in this world,\\u201d Bobby Lee muttered.
But Chester wasn\\u2019t listening, as usual.
\\u201cThat one hairy SOB that plays with Johnny has a dog he calls Roy Acuff,\\u201d Chester added.
\\u201cHe means that with respect, Chester,\\u201d Bobby Lee said.
\\u201cYou don\\u2019t name a hound dog after Roy Acuff,\\u201d Chester shot back.
Bobby Lee shrugged.
\\u201cThese young folks, they got their own thing going on out here,\\u201d Bobby Lee said.
Chester looked at him with narrowed eyes and lit a Lucky Strike. \\u201cThey ain\\u2019t our people, Bobby Lee. Our
people are in Oklahoma and Iowa and every little town between here and Nashville. This whole state
could fall off into the ocean and good riddance to \\u2018em all.\\u201d
Bobby Lee looked his partner full in the face. \\u201cJohnny is my son. And he\\u2019s living out here.\\u201d
\\u201cAnd he\\u2019s got a band he calls Lemon Dirty Fingernails, and that ain\\u2019t a band name, although one word is
accurate.\\u201d
Bobby Lee swallowed hard, and began to sweat.
Bobby Lee wasn\\u2019t sure, but it looked like the walls were sweating, too.
\\u201cI didn\\u2019t do what I did to end up playing to a room full of draft dodgers and drug addicts,\\u201d Chester said.
Bobby Lee frowned.
\\u201cWhat did you do, Chester?\\u201d
Bobby Lee thought the flowered wallpaper behind Chester was starting to bloom.
Chester looked at him.
\\u201cYou think Robert Johnson was the only man ever met the devil at the crossroads? Blues music is in the
roots of the soil, but so is country music. Those roots are even deeper. You don\\u2019t think a bluegrass man
could find his way to those crossroads?\\u201d
Chester\\u2019s normally red face, flushed with anger and drink, became even redder.
\\u201cWhat do you think is at them crossroads?\\u201d
Behind him, the flowers bloomed black.
\\u201cDo you think what career we have come from my good looks and your sweet nature?\\u201d
Bobby Lee watched a cold smile come across Chester\\u2019s face, full of yellow teeth, and then as Bobby Lee
watched, a pair of horns began to grow out of his forehead.
Chester\\u2019s voice came in a hard rasp.
\\u201cLet me ask you another question. You knew me back when we both lived in the Cumberland
Homesteads, up in those mountains. When you\\u2019d know my family ever have money for a fiddle? When
did you ever see me practice on one when I wasn\\u2019t already good?\\u201d
In answer, Bobby Lee picked up the bottle again and smashed it into Chester\\u2019s face.
Chester fell with a growl, and Bobby Lee was on him in a flash, choking him, and after a few moments
Chester\\u2019s eyes bulged, and the horns receded, and Bobby Lee quit his work.
The walls quit sweating and blooming, and Chester looked like a normal person again, and Bobby Lee
realized this was going to be hard to explain.
So Bobby Lee dragged Chester out of the back door into an alley and heaved him up into a dumpster,
and hoped that was going to be enough.
Chester was heavy, and it was slow going, as the ground beneath Bobby Lee seemed to buck and heave.
Bobby Lee was grateful there wasn\\u2019t anyone lounging at the mouth of the alley during his work. The
crowd had dispersed, and with them the good vibes, and suddenly the Avalon was just a crumbling old
building.
He got back into the tiny dressing room just ahead of his son, who came in beaming.
\\u201cPops, it was quite a night,\\u201d Johnny said.
Bobby Lee steadied his voice.
\\u201cIt was. I\\u2019m proud you,\\u201d Bobby Lee said.
\\u201cWhere\\u2019s Uncle Chester?\\u201d
Bobby Lee wiped at his brow.
\\u201cOh, he found some trouble to get into, I reckon.\\u201d
Johnny nodded, then reached out a hand.
\\u201cPops, you\\u2019re sweating, and you sound funny. You drink that water I left for you?\\u201d
\\u201cSure, why?\\u201d
Johnny nodded more seriously, and slowly.
\\u201cI\\u2019m sorry, I wanted to be back here sooner. I wanted to go on that trip with you.\\u201d
\\u201cWhat trip?\\u201d
\\u201cI dosed that water, pops. I thought we could tune in together tonight. To celebrate. It looks like you
started without me, but I can walk you through the rest of the way. Just remember, everybody here is a
friend. This place is full of love tonight.\\u201d
Bobby Lee sat down hard.
\\u201cYou didn\\u2019t eat the brownies? Cool. You eat one and I\\u2019ll eat one and we\\u2019ll be on this trip together. I can
see things when I trip, pops, if you can dig that.\\u201d
Dig was a funny word to Bobby Lee. He had dumped, not dug, a place for Chester to rest.
Bobby Lee started laughing.
\\u201cPops?\\u201d
Bobby Lee couldn\\u2019t stop laughing all night.
They got on the Opry after all when they did a tribute show for Chester Killbuck. Bobby Lee took Johnny
to Nudie\\u2019s Rodeo Tailors in Hollywood and got matching rhinestone suits for the gig. Earl Scruggs
showed up and played with them. Mother Maybelle Carter was there and so was Doc Watson. Doc
Watson brought his son Merle, and Scruggs brought his sons Randy and Gary, and that made it more
special for Bobby Lee.
Roy Acuff was the MC, and it was just as well nobody in Johnny\\u2019s band mentioned they had a dog named
after him.
The Summer of Love didn\\u2019t seem to last a summer even. Johnny\\u2019s band got broken up by the draft after
all and then broken up for good by the Viet Cong in Dien Bien Phu.
Some people said the Summer of Love ended with the violence at Altamont Speedway, with the Rolling
Stones and the Hell\\u2019s Angels and everything that went down. Some people pointed to the murder of
Martin Luther King Junior and some the killing of Bobby Kennedy.
Some even said it ended when a hippie girl tricked Chester Killbuck into going into an alley with her,
where a bunch of her friends cornered him and beat him to death for his take at the Avalon Ballroom
that night.
The Avalon closed just a few months later and got converted into a movie theatre. The first movie they
showed was \\u201cThe Love Bug\\u201d with Dean Jones.
Bobby Lee took his son on the road for a short while, but Emmylou Harris called for him to record and
tour with her, and once more Bobby Lee could not deny his son.
Chester was three-quarters outlaw, but he was the one with the business sense, and Bobby Lee was the
one that always got lost in the music. That is why Bobby Lee felt that if Cheste'