The Cob

Published: June 22, 2020, 7 a.m.

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This week we are entering the cob. What is The Cob exactly? We\'re not sure, but the DM is promising a popping good time so grab some butter and join the party as we have an event in our lives, tip over the bourgeoisie\'s boats, body slam into a dog bowl, dip the towel, take a second shot at the day, regretfully slap some butter on, bring the office to you, feel protected by padded walls, get a corndog surprise, visit our weirdest alternate universe to date, get into the tag game, let us be horse, come up with some great segment names, get ruled by corn, yell at the stars, go to a baby bubble concert, find a way for old people to mosh, go through the body parts of vegetables, get punked at a wedding venue, give the apartment to the mantises, put a monopoly on movie night, hear the best corn joke, relive talent show travesties, and dedicate it to DJ Sammy.\\xa0

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Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com

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If you are able please consider donating to Black Lives Matter or your local bail funds\\xa0

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