Sad Sidekicks

Published: Dec. 14, 2020, 8 a.m.

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The DM has called on us to help with the daunting task of saving her, but sadly even on this mission that requires great heroism, we are still being delegated as the sidekicks. So grab your capes and join the party as we leave you shell-shocked, ask for a raise from the people, double our voice, get a balloon surprise, wear 2000\'s fashion to a faculty meeting, learn that the horsies can move in an L shape, appreciate the good Star Wars sounds, dip our toes into some spoilers, appreciate Baby Darth Vader, enter a space western, find the similarity between Pacman and chess, entice the hero with a corndog, cry with cue cards, regret an X-Wing tattoo, bring everyone into the murder, scream about a jet pack, offer terrible advice to High School students, take everyone out at the ankles, roll out of the van with the cool kids, and fear the family of rolling backpacks.\\xa0

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