No Friend Zone

Published: May 11, 2020, 7 a.m.

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Do you wanna play a game? What if that game was almost guaranteed to ruin any friendship? Not interested? The party wasn\'t either! But go ahead and shuffle the deck anyways and join this reluctant party as we debate the broken worm theory, pinky swear on a broken pinky, take credit for a lightsaber, casually jump back in time, focus on sweaty armpits, immediately get judged for our trivia knowledge, refuse to fact check, question the seven dwarves, become throwable, get cast as Mojo Jojo, beg to be the attic troll, share very different sibling stories, virtually shake it in the club, become certified party animals, know our limits with honest ratings, hang out with my nose dude, tap into the wine moms, appreciate dog interruptions, tell the tale of the triangle tit, and get a bonus pitch in the last minute.\\xa0

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