Fixin the Witchin

Published: Oct. 26, 2020, 7 a.m.

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Dear, sweet, anxious Books got a curse placed on her by a witch that will make her constantly scared if not reversed which sounds bad, but the worst part is that we are the only people who can reverse it! So grab your cauldron and join the party as we make relevant references, bury the bar in the ground, deny ourselves Smallville, host a class just for us, learn of the new Zion cryptid, become the crop top park ranger, get a mannequin body, save the bridal boutiques, find a way to still be roommates, keep Books in the Harry Potter closet, fix it as the Mario brothers, then immediately ruin it as the Wario brothers, embody Waluigi, drop the al to order the paca, make it an acronym, bring out just the teeth, deny an animal an OnlyFans account, get visited by the ghost of Josh Groban, suffer death via cherries, discuss proper candy corn technique, and bring a blanket in case of a fire.\\xa0

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