The Mark Twain House storytelling event \u201cThe MOuTH\u201d invited Josh back to an evening themed around the idea of accidents.\nA story about being an accidental American and not a particularly good Jew leads, improbably, to computers, circuses, and grand theft pizza.\nThe featured author-speaker that night told a story about her criminal father, a deaf man, and a group of people from a deaf organization was present. This meant that an ASL translator was close by, trying desperately to keep up with Josh\u2019s tendency to string impossibly long sentences together, linked by made up words like \u201cRube-Goldbergian.\u201d At some point, we\u2019re pretty sure the translator gave up.\n\xa0Click the triangle to PLAY, or choose \u201cdownload\u201d to save to your computer.