BROADCASTS.com

Shampoo gives you manboobs!  It could be Johnny Vagina's Kryptonite.  Keziah calls the Medical Psychic Hotline...her poor pancreas.  Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.  You're lame and so are the rest of the Democrats.  Go third party or stay home, folks.

Don't forget to vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get us a crack at a show on National Public Radio.  Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com.

Music:
Extra Action Marching Band - Mangina
Lovechild - Headlights
Fishbone - Party With Saddam
Jill Sobule - Hot in Here
Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken
Too Much Joy - Take a Lot of Drugs