Missed Connections: Man Wants To Rub You Down With Pizza
I've heard of people absolutely loving pizza... but never someone actually "LOVING" a pizza! The Missed Connections ad was looking for someone to share a deep dish with. He doesn't just wanna eat the pizza... he's got plans that involve rubbing it on his body parts and spreading cheese all over you.
You ever wanted "pizza pits"? This may be the man for you. haha