Shawn Wasson, Ocean Pooper

Published: June 16, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

b"Dispatchers are getting pumped and lining up their crew teams for the recently announced Pinewood Derby event. Shawn is having trouble sleeping through the sounds of loud overnight construction on I-4, but is fascinated by a new documentary he watched where licensed sex therapists take their clients' virginity. Nobody seems to want a kayak as a Skywall prize upgrade."