Trumps Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amid Allegations He Molested Child

Published: June 26, 2024, 6:11 a.m.

Dear Heavenly Followers,

We\u2019re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! \U0001f607 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump\u2019s spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump\u2019s purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all-caps endorsement of the Ten Commandments, Biden\u2019s lead in the polls, even Fox News cutting away from Trump\u2019s insane gibberish, and George Santos starting an OnlyFans account. Here\u2019s your holy recap:

Episode Highlights:

  • Trump\u2019s Migrant Fighting Leagues \U0001f94a:\xa0Trump\u2019s evil suggestion and the history behind this idea.

  • Trump\u2019s Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amidst Allegations \U0001f6a8:\xa0The scandal of Trump\u2019s spiritual advisor Robert Morris. Watch God puke his guts out over pastors who raced to defend him online.

  • All Caps Ten Commandments \U0001f4dc:\xa0Trump\u2019s enthusiastic endorsement of the Ten Commandments and the irony of it all.

  • Biden vs. Trump in the Polls \U0001f4ca:\xa0Analyzing the latest polls showing Biden beating Trump and what this means for the upcoming election.

  • Fox News Cuts Away From Trump \U0001f4fa:\xa0Watch God and Jesus laugh at the moment even Fox News cut away from Trump\u2019s incoherent speech.

  • George Santos on OnlyFans \U0001f4f8: The absurdity of George Santos starting an OnlyFans account.