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Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa\u2019s Village.\xa0

You\u2019ll discover if you\u2019re an atheist on \u2018Top Ten Signs You\u2019re An Atheist.\u2019 On \u2018World News,\u2019 the Church of England celebrates Jesus\u2019s singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a brutal 2024 election ahead for republicans according to Fox News poll. On \u2018Jesus News,\u2019 Jesus tours wine country, endorses new Pinot Noir, launches new wine brand, hosts a wild party at Napa Valley Vineyard, swears walking on water is not a party trick, turns out to be a good tipper, responds to a heckler with a plague of locusts, and as always preaches to drink responsibly. On \u2018God News,\u2019 God takes a personal day, apologizes for 2020, admits to creating humans out of boredom, rolls his eyes at generic prayers for world peace, and debates Archangels over adding new deadly sin.\xa0On \u2018Santa News,\u2019 Elf leaders reject Santa\u2019s offer as the Elf union goes on strike, Santa\u2019s workshop shuts down as the Elf rebellion of 2023 ignites and causes a struggle to meet Christmas demand. On \u2018Ask God,\u2019 you\u2019ll learn what Jerry Springer\u2019s first episode was in heaven and who Santa will marry, boff, and kill.\xa0\xa0

And Don\u2019t miss God\u2019s New Commandment if you want to go to heaven.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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