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God answers the following questions from humans:

SEX
1. Do you really watch me when I masturbate?
2. How big is God's schlong?
3. Is God gay?
4. Remember that time you talked to me when I was on shrooms?
5. Do you really work in “mysterious ways” or are you just stoned?
6. What if God was one of us? Would he be a stranger on the bus?

POLITICS
7. Tucker Carlson, just why?
8. Why do people use your name to start wars & do evil?
9. How far is that planet killing asteroid you sent?
10. When will this national nightmare be over???11. Why do you chastise and demean anyone who has a different perspective than your God of politics views?12. Can you smite congress?
13. I know the Pope said there's no Hell, but wonder if you'll consider building one for Trump and his entourage?

GOD
14. How are you?
15. How do you not become seriously depressed?
16. Where are my keys?
17. What exactly is your plan?
18. Why do good people have to suffer hemorrhoids? For real!
19. Does everything really happen for a reason?
20. If God had a daughter instead of the Son, what would He have named her?
21. Whatever happened to Odin?  He seemed like a righteous dude…
22. Here’s the most important question of our time: “What the fu#$?”
23. God, are You the one sending those fast radio bursts from 8 billion light-years away just to fu#$ with us?
24. What happened to the Dinosaurs?
25. Why do so many people still believe You exist?
26. Why do I care so much?
27. Can we win over evil?