Published: May 26, 2023, 12:17 a.m.
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The Hawk hijacks Jim\'s birthday, Matt Healy is ruining Taylor Swift for Drew, Tom Mazawey joins the show bowling ball-free, a brand-new Bonerline, Britney Spears\' olive branch and Drew pre-emptively breaks up with Brie Larson.
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The Hawk wishes Jim the happiest of birthdays.
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Slow down on that debt ceiling, guys.
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The Foo Fighters kick off another tour with another tribute to Taylor Hawkins.
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Matt Healy is causing more trouble in Taylor Swift Land. He looks like Gilbert Gottfried and Taylor needs to dump him.
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Where is Trent Bolte these days? Nichol Kessinger was a smoke show.
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Chris D\'Elia found out in real-time that Rolling Stone dropped an article about his cult-like ways.
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Brie Larson is sending temperatures soaring. She also announces she\'s single by showing some sideboob in Harper\'s Bazaar.
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Drew proposes dudes bring out their dongs for promotion like the females do with their breasts.
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Evan Rachel Wood gave up her kid because of Marilyn Manson threats.
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Kids these days don\'t want to drive.
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Tina Turner never bothered anyone with her trauma.
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Tom Mazawey joins the show to eulogize Tina Turner, gloss over the NHL Playoffs, call out LeBron James on his fake retirement consideration, crap on Bronny James, the Lions acquisition of Riley Patterson, his thoughts on the Shemy Schembechler mess, pretend he\'s not \'America\'s Guest\' and more.
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Here is a brand-new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner!
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Selena Gomez better take care of that damn kidney.
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Reminder that all YouTube subscribers are eligible to win Drew\\u2019s Champion\\u2019s Club tickets.
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LaraJuicyTV has dropped some new farts.
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College News: MSU students vs MSU professor. Hunter College\'s Shellyne Rodriguez has been BLOWN OUT after holding a machete to a NY Post reporter\'s neck.
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If you try and stop shoplifters in California... then you are racist.
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Another U-Haul promo as an Ann Arbor man leads police on a truck chase from Ohio to Michigan.
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Drew receives angry letters over a comment from Marc.
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Target\'s promotion for LGBTQ+ Pride Month backfired. North Face is getting crap too. Oh, and Calvin Klein too.
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Jim\'s Picks: Harry Nilsson. Street Sweeper Social Club. Muse. Drew again finds a way to make it all about The Beatles.
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Britney Spears allows Lynne Spears to come over. Awwww, a family reunion.
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Enjoy a bonus Bonerline of \'all you guys ever talk about is...".
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