Published: May 21, 2023, 11:55 p.m.
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Topless Bezos, Shemy Schembechler\'s twitter gets him fired, RIP Jim Brown, Taylor Swift\'s porn-loving boyfriend, Sundays with Eli Zaret, Brian Kohbooger on Dateline, Anna Nicole Smith & J Howard Marshall, and Jeffrey Epstein threatened Bill Gates because Bill was being cheap.
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You guys have had a YouTube channel for 7 years, but you\'ve only got almost 8k subscribers? iTunes screwed us over last week.
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Eli Zaret drops by to rant against Shemy Schembechler\'s incredibly quick tenure at Michigan, eulogize the polarizing Jim Brown, the downfall of boxing, Charles Barkley over-exposure, Ja Morant vs the Crips, recap the NBA Playoffs, the Detroit Tigers and the LA Dodgers vs Los Angeles Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
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Divas: Jay Z and Beyonce have the biggest, ugliest, most expensive house in California. Beyonce is rolling in the dough. Taylor Swift\'s new man jerks it to "violent rape" porn. Will Taylor Swift ever show her boobs willingly? Janelle Mon\\xe1e frees the nipple in latest promotion.
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Henry Ford, Madonna and Taylor Lautner are the most famous people from Michigan.
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Drew Crime: It turns out Bryan Kohberger was a creep before the murders. Go figure. BTK has to be revived because of Kohbooger. 48 Hours covered the stabbing of Donna Ongsiako. They also cover the plot to kill Jamie Faith.
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Drew comes to the realization that he did meth.
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More Sports: John Daly racked up an incredible Taco Bell bill. Tiger Woods with a major victory in court vs his ex-girlfriend. The Preakness raises it\'s body count.
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More Drew Crime: A gas station shooting in Detroit leads to some questionable charges.
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Drew\'s Videos: Drew really wanted to watch the city council meeting shenanigans. He also loved to re-watch the best of Maury. A fake Paul Stanley powered through a hair fire. Drew felt the need to stare at Jim Fouts speaking for over an hour.
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Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are enjoying their mega-yacht with a figurehead of Lauren carved into the front. There\'s not a hair on Bezos\' body.
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Kevin Adell\'s sells WADL seemingly to pay off what he owes the government.
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Karl Hamburger roasted The Jade & Andy Show recently.
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J. Howard Marshall was over the moon for Anna Nicole Smith. What a match made in heaven. Anna Nicole Smith is officially smarter than Britney Spears following this scientific poll.
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Billy McFarland has secured funding for Fyre Festival II.
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Corporate News: Adidas is selling $1B worth of Yeezys and then donating the proceeds to virtue signal and get a write off. Nordstrom has hot products these days. Bud Light sales are falling and it may no longer be the most popular beer. Target has \'tuck-friendly\' swimwear.\\xa0Ford made a pride ad and people are angry. Miller Lite\'s Sofia Colucci had to scrub her social media following their month-old campaign.
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Kanye\'s girlfriend\'s nipples are showing.
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Influencer News: Livvy Dunne is the humble leader of her Boner Army. The Cavinder Twins like being catcalled on the internet, not in real life. Instagram crashed and prevented us from seeing the tennis-themed Boner Army of Rachel Stuhlmann.
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Everybody is laughing at Not-a-Prince Harry and Meghan Markle\'s fake car chase. Meghan and Harry would like their privacy please.
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Jeffrey Epstein was allegedly blackmailing Bill Gates who was banging Mila Antonova.
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Slow down on solving the debt ceiling issue, guys.
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Alec Baldwin decided to rip a server for doing her job.
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Brittney Griner returned to the WNBA floor with Kamala Harris courtside.
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Nurse Karen has a GoFundMe. She is currently in hiding due to death threats.
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Daniel Penny has raised $2.7M for his defense fund.
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