Published: April 5, 2023, 12:27 a.m.
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Donald Trump indicted, Jim Nantz says goodbye, High-Fiving Astronauts, WATP Karl joins us, Georgia QB Stetson Bennett\'s arrest video, Kid Rock v. Bud Light, and Brooke Shields documentary whoppers.
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Donald Trump has become the first President to be indicted. An imposter was the best thing that happened in NYC today.
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March Madness: The UConn Huskies defeated the San Diego State Aztecs to win the NCAA National Championship. More importantly, Jim Nantz stole the show and it was ALL ABOUT HIM. The crew of the Artemis 2 sat courtside and awkwardly fist bumped and high fives. Astronaut Tracy Caldwell Dyson made the Star Spangled Banner her own.
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The Detroit Tigers finally won a game.
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Woodward Sports and Ryan Ermanni hung out with eating champ, Joey Chestnut.
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The Stetson Bennett IV arrested video has been made public.
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WATP\'s Karl Hamburger joins the show to update us on Stuttering John, rip on Barstool Sports\' Call Her Daddy replace show Mean Girl, bring some Rosie O\'Donnell podcasting to the show and much more.
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March Madness II: March Madness killed it in the ratings. Caitlin Clark is fine with Angel Reese\'s trash talk. Jill Biden tried to invite the LOSERS to the White House. Angel would rather go to Michelle Obama\'s house. A bunch of arrests were made in Connecticut following the Huskies victory. Deadspin declares the word "classless" to be racist.
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Here is Britney Spears dancing with no music. What a mess. Sam Asgari lands a big movie role with John Cena.
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Colin Kaepernick is complaining about his racist white parents again.
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Some people are saying that many DMP listeners have infiltrated the comment sections regarding the news that Spike was let go from the Mojo in the Morning Show. Does Spike think he\'s hot in this come hither picture?
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EmRata has been busted as now everyone believes she\'s been dating Harry Styles for quite some time. Sorry, Olivia Wilde.
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Kid Rock shoots some Bud Light.
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A dude is now the best female golfer in Australia. This led to a beef between John Peterson and Hailey Davidson.
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Brooke Shields wants you to know that Dean Cain stole her virginity.
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Who\'s Dated Who is being put in question after we check out the rosters of: Dean Cain, Brooke Shields, Webster, Gary Coleman and Dodi Fayed.
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WARNING: Stinky Lily has extremely hardcore porn out there if you really search for it.
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Evelyn Miller wants you to know that she has two vaginas (one for her husband, one for porn).
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis want you to know that they won\'t be giving their kids any money. They are not telling the truth.
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We end with the Cliff Notes version of Lisa Nowak and her diapers.
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