Wren visits the town of their dreams. A man finds a doll that looks just like him. Featuring Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air as Liz.
(CWs, some spoilers: alcohol, possible murder, body horror, derealization, dysphoria?, blood, insects)
CONWAY: Sometimes a drop of water is all it takes for rust to form. A single grain of sand to gum up the gears. One thought to plant to the seed of doubt.
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Sometimes we don\u2019t want to think that thought, so it festers, mold in our minds. We wear masks, build whole cities\u2013empires\u2013just to obscure that one thought. It can drive some people to madness, others to enlightenment.\xa0
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What that thought is I\u2019ll leave up to you. I\u2019m not here to give you answers. I\u2019m here to tell you what happened. The facts, as I see them.
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Despite my power and wealth, something stung me. Ants crawling on my skin, salt in my wound. Defection among the ranks. And something else, too. A feeling that something wasn\u2019t right. That I wasn\u2019t right. That something had gone wrong somewhere along the line, but I couldn't remember what.
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You can\u2019t usually go back and fix the past, so what you\u2019ve got left is thought, grains of sand, drops of water. Masks. What happens if the mask takes over, starts to be more real than the face underneath? And if you\u2019re a mask, who\u2019s wearing you?
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Was it too late for me to take it off? Was I really\u2026me? Or was I just what I thought I should be? Was I in the cave, or in the tower?
Wren, can you see my face? Or do you see the mask?\xa0
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The first thing I noticed was the fog. Wisps of light gray curling and drifting above the tall grass that framed the narrow road. It wasn\u2019t the fog itself that gave me pause, it was the movement. I hadn\u2019t seen anything outside of my control move at all these past 3 days.
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The yellow cones of the car\u2019s headlights illuminated a sign, bent and scored by weather and age: \u201cWELCOME TO AISLING, THE TOWN OF YOUR DREAMS. POPULATION\u2013\u201d I couldn\u2019t read the rest: rust and time had swallowed the populace of this place.
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Though there was movement here, it was nearly silent and empty. No crickets, no birds, no rumbling engines or hushed voices. I suddenly felt very exposed in my car. I pulled off into the dewy grass and got out. I took the flashlight and jacket out of my emergency kit in the trunk and ventured into the haze.
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As I drew nearer, a cluster of short buildings emerged from the mist, and I could smell the lake on the air. Its gentle lapping barely pierced the foggy aura surrounding the town. The steady beam from my flashlight guided me as best it could, given the conditions.\xa0
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The second thing I noticed was the cold. The temperature dropped precipitously as I crept through the barren streets. I focused the flashlight between my heavy puffs of breath onto the nearby houses. Every home along this road was encased in hanging ice, sheets of gray vacuum sealed to the facades, dripping at the edges in a thousand angry fangs. The frozen tendrils hanging from every surface mimicked alien architecture: these were no longer houses, they were noneuclidean sculptures hauled from the deep itself, symbols of tentacled things unseen and unspoken dwelling miles below the surface. Spiraling, bubbling cathedrals dedicated to the worship of beings our species had forgotten, or chose not to remember. There is a difference. One in particular near the shore stood elevated on a dock, now smothered in sharp icicles. There it sat hunched before the lake like a withered king on a throne, now too thin for his hanging robes. All he can do is watch as his kingdom melts away.
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The third thing I noticed was whistling. As I explored the town further, I could make out a faint ethereal tune floating on the air. I followed it, and it grew in volume as I neared the lake. Out on the frozen piers stood a man in an orange vest, human alone amongst the jaws of ice, casting his line into what had to be frozen lake water.\xa0
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I shone my flashlight his direction, which made him pause. His shoulders tensed and the line went slack. He slowly turned to face me from across the sculpted pier.\xa0
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I couldn\u2019t see his face. Or maybe he didn\u2019t have a face. He waved at me, then pointed to my left. There in the frigid alien landscape was a warm glow. Incandescent light poured through windows thick with condensation. I heard voices carry across the dense atmosphere, quiet conversations, glasses clinking, laughing. I turned to thank this kind fisherman, but he was gone.
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Shivering and nose running, I hopped along toward the bar. Even if this was somehow a trap, at least I\u2019d die warm. I could feel the heat and light radiating from the building. It stood out so sharply from the rest of the town. I pushed the door with my shoulder and it swung open.
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Instead of being greeted by central heating and stale beer, I was met with more ice. The door to this place must have been left open during whatever had affected the rest of the town. Ice hung from the ceiling, the bar, the rough stools. The walls were coated with translucent spears. The sole artifact spared from the ice was a black rotary phone, sitting in the center of the bar\u2019s counter.
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A sharp bell rang out from bar, through the town. I jumped, I\u2019ll admit it. I was startled. It rang again, and I turned the phone around to see how they managed to wire it up in this place. Of course, there were no wires. No phone line. Simply a disconnected phone ringing in a frozen town that shouldn\u2019t exist. Given the circumstances, I presumed the call was for me.\xa0
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WREN: \u201cH-hello?\u201d
LF: \u201cWeeelll, now you\u2019ve stepped in it, huh?\u201d
WREN: \u201cWhat do you mean? Who is this?\u201d
LF: \u201cJust a fisherman angling for a bite. And what I mean is you\u2019ve crossed over. Welcome to the unwaking world. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve got questions, but I can only answer three, and it looks like you\u2019ve used two. So I\u2019d watch my words, if I were you.\u201d
WREN: \u201cI see. Well, instead of asking questions, I\u2019ll request that you tell me about this place.\u201d
LF: \u201cClever work. Now this used to be a big lumber town. Imports and shipping. Real nice little place across the lake from canada. Town was run by an old robber baron\u2019s kid, scion of the Van Leer family. Had this funny notion there was something special about this lake and boy, was he right in all the wrong ways.
WREN: \u201cMaybe if you weren\u2019t arbitrarily governed by genie rules, I\u2019d ask you\xa0 more about this town\u2019s history and this Van Leer person.\u201d
LF: \u201cAs well you might. Then sometime round 1918 was when it all went to hell. This Van Leer fella put together a team to dredge the lake. Lookin for a shipwreck from years back he said had some kind of vast wealth in it. The Oneiros. He even went in himself in his diving dress. I\u2019ll spare you the guessing as to whether he found that shipwreck. He did. And more.\xa0
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The crew dragged this massive crate from its grave in the muck and pulled it into the center of town. Took 4 men stout and true to get it open. Inside was a mass of iron, smooth in some parts and sharp in others, pipes and wheels gone wrong, like a steam engine built by a madman. Van Leer had found his treasure. It\u2019s said that the next night, he went out and tried to start this wicked machine. Wouldn\u2019t burn coal or wood, though. Needed something with more\u2026vitality. So he fed its dark cravings with blood.
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The engine roared and huffed black smoke. This activity must have stirred something in the water, because soon a white maiden flanked by hideous beasts visited the town. Nobody\u2019s quite sure what came of Van Leer or the rest of the people here. Place has been frozen since. Or so the story goes.\xa0
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Now I\u2019m not sure how much of that is true, but I have seen the drag marks. You can follow them if that sick engine is what you\u2019re looking for.\xa0
WREN: \u201cOh, my.\u201d
LF: \u201c\u2018Oh my\u2019 puts it mildly. Oh and Wren, I\u2019ve got a warning: you\u2019re in danger.
WREN: \u201cDanger?\u201d
LF: \u201cI\u2019ll pretend there wasn\u2019t a question mark at the end of that sentence. You\u2019re real, Wren, the only real thing here, and that puts you in a pickle. The last real person here was a man named Kenji, and I assume you heard what happened to him.
WREN: \u201cOh, my\u2026\u201d
LF: So that\u2019s why I had to call you. To let you know that he knows you\u2019re here, and his dark messengers are coming for you the second you step out of this bar. The frozen horrors of this town have started to thaw. Hope you can run, kid.\u201d
WREN: \u201cOh\u2026fuck.\u201d
LF: \u201cNow you\u2019re getting it. Well, I best be lettin ya go\u2026\u201d
WREN: \u201cWait! I still have a question left. Where\u2019s Conway?\u201d
LF: \u201cWhich one?\u201d
WREN: \u201chuh?\u201d
LF: \u201cThat Van Leer kid, name was Conway, too.\u201d
WREN: \u201cTwo Conways.\u201d
LF: \u201cSort of. Before you brave the cold again, let me tell you a story\u2026\u201d
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NARRATOR: Joe had always been a bit of an odd guy. A nice guy, but a little hard to live with. Real picky about certain stuff\u2013liked to have stuff just so\u2013had a hard time letting go of grudges, and usually felt that the people around him didn\u2019t really care for him. He had a small group of friends he\u2019d known since college that he figured were accustomed to his predilections. They sure all had their own, as everyone does. But this didn\u2019t stop the thoughts from creeping in. The thought that maybe he didn\u2019t belong, that they\u2019d rather he disappear.
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After living with friends for years, he decided it would be easier to live alone. Now moving is stressful, even under normal circumstances. For Joe, it was a nightmare. How to box everything so that it doesn\u2019t mix rooms, split functions, lose pieces. Trying to find someone to help lift furniture that won\u2019t resent you. Picking an apartment in the first place.\xa0
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Joe moved in most of his belongings, but found this apartment a bit smaller than his last. This meant some boxes had to go in the basement. Joe carried a stack of books in a laundry basket down the stairs, and nearly dropped it on his foot when he came across something he hadn\u2019t expected. Below his kitchen was a large crate, nearly as tall as the basement ceiling, with a scribbled note that read \u201cdo not open.\u201d
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Joe lasted about 3 weeks before he opened the crate. The best tool he had for the job was a screwdriver and he was too stubborn to get a crowbar, so it took him a while to pry the planks up, but eventually they splintered. The tiny bit of light leaking in from upstairs illuminated the interior, and made visible the shape of a man. Joe recoiled and dropped the screwdriver bouncing across the cement floor. He reeled backward and slammed into the stairs behind him. He sat with his hand over his mouth for a good minute, breath caught in his chest, staring at the body inside the box. There was no movement. Surely dead, after all this time in a sealed container, he thought. Should he call the cops? The FBI? The president? He leaned a bit closer and finally took a breath. No, can\u2019t be a corpse: he could only smell the freshly torn pine of the box and the usual basement mildew. Not a whiff of rot.
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He fished his phone out of his pocket and switched on the flashlight. Sitting inside the box was a life sized doll. A mannequin of sorts. Joe stalked over to the box and hesitantly turned the head toward him. Staring back at him in the stark light was a startlingly familiar face. Joe\u2019s face. His own damn face, in molded and painted plastic and silicone and whatever the hell else. He instinctively pushed the doll away. It landed naked and cold in the sawdust and packing. Not only did it have his face; it was his height, his build, his hair. This couldn\u2019t have been a coincidence. It was supposed to be him.\xa0
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He felt sick to his stomach, dizzy with questions flooding his mind. The most pressing of which wasn\u2019t who or how, but why. Why would someone make this? Why would someone leave this effigy here?
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His landlord had no idea what he was talking about, and didn\u2019t want to make the drive up from Cinci to look at a box. He sat with this doll for a time, both leaning against their respective walls, both silent. Then Joe piled the splintered planks up, trying to seal the doll\u2013mannequin, whatever it was\u2013back in its container. He at least managed to cover enough of it that he didn\u2019t have to see it from the stairs.
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Joe could hardly sleep that night, and his dreams were fitful and strange. He\u2019d be sitting in a small, dark room, unable to escape. Then came a light, and the man who stole his face. Then he\u2019d wake up.
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Day after day, the events in Joe\u2019s life only grew stranger. Joe felt a connection to this doll, a kinship, and an equal and opposite revulsion. He\u2019d go down to check on it late at night when he couldn\u2019t sleep. There he\u2019d find pieces of wood stacked in places he\u2019d swear he hadn\u2019t left them. He\u2019d hear footsteps in the dazed half-waking hours of the early morning. He\u2019d find bags of chips that were lighter than he remembered. But he never saw it move. It was just a doll, after all.\xa0
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Joe\u2019s acquaintances found out about it (how long can you keep something this strange to yourself) and they were powerfully curious. Joe took them down, a few of his closest friends, to \u201cmeet\u201d the doll, which he\u2019d been calling Joseph. They were stunned at the similarity. Uncanny. So similar to Joe but not quite. And in his own house. They said it could easily be his twin if they didn\u2019t know better. Lots of playful joking and laughing. He laughed along too, for a time.
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The laughing stopped when he came home from work to find the doll standing in the corner of his kitchen, wearing one of his shirts. He called his friends in a flurry, asking around to see which of his them had pulled this awful prank. Not a soul would confess. A cruel trick, I\u2019d say, to make someone think they\u2019re losing their mind. He returned the shirt to his closet. He was determined to keep this thing under cover, so this time covered the box with a tarp. He figured his friends probably didn\u2019t actually like him, were humoring him at events. That they were messing with him. It didn\u2019t occur to him that none of his friends had a spare key to get inside his place.
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Joe tried to carry on with his life, even put an ad online to get rid of the doll: FREE, LOCAL PICKUP ONLY. But there were no bites. By now, Joe\u2019s lack of sleep was getting to him, and he was getting irritable, antisocial. When his friends texted him, he was snippy. He avoided calls and meetups.
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He was trying to make dinner on a steamy midsummer night when he heard a thud downstairs. He hadn\u2019t checked on the doll in some time, and for a moment wondered if he had an intruder. He grabbed a shovel from the porch and crept down to the basement.\xa0
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In the cascading luminance from the open doorway, he saw the legs of the mannequin laying on the bare floor, covered in denim. A pair of his jeans. Joe was instantly furious, then that anger cooled to desperation. He begged his friends to stop whatever game they were playing. Said he didn\u2019t care who was doing it, didn\u2019t want a confession anymore, he only wanted it to stop. He\u2019d leave them alone if they stopped. Still they claimed innocence.
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Summer had come and gone, and Joe\u2019s 30th birthday was fast approaching on the back of a biting winter, and while he wasn\u2019t looking forward to getting older, he did find himself excited to see friends for the first time in months.
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Derek had set up a whole party at his place. Drinks, music, cake, the works. Joe wanted everything to go right. He put on a nice shirt and pants, but when he reached for his favorite tie, he found the hanger empty. Ah, well, Joe thought, I\u2019ll skip the tie. Maybe a bit formal for a birthday party anyway.
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Surreal. That\u2019s what it was. Uncanny.
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Joe knocked on Derek\u2019s door, who gave him an apprehensive look as he opened it. Surreal.
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\u201cOh, hey Joe, uhh come on in,\u201d Derek warily led Joe into the living room. Mid-2000s indie music scored the scene of friends and couples drinking, talking, laughing. And on the couch among his friends, wearing his favorite tie and nothing else, was the doll. They were chatting as if nothing was out of place. The mannequin even had a little controller in its hand for playing kart racing games. Sitting next to it was a girl Joe had been talking to for a few weeks. He thought this issue had been settled.
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\u201cWhat the hell is that thing doing here? I told you it wasn\u2019t funny anymore.\u201d Joe strained to keep his anger under control.
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\u201cWhoa watch it, man\u201d\xa0
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Joe stormed out of his own party. Derek looked around the room and issued an awkward shrug.
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Joe sped home, gunning it down highway lanes dotted with circles of orange vapor glow. He crunched up the frosty grass slope to his door, and locked himself inside. Derek tried to reach out, but Joe wasn\u2019t ready yet. This was a massive breach of trust.
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A few days passed and Joe realized that he\u2019d probably overreacted. His friends were probably trying to get a rise out of him. And even if they did genuinely hate him, they were the only friends he had. He texted Derek. They planned to meet at the coffee shop down the block so he could apologize and catch up.
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Joe strolled down the crisp downtown streets toward the cafe. He stood on the corner across from the shop and took in thin air through his nose. Behind the cafe\u2019s foggy window, he saw Derek, sitting at a table already. He smiled and took a step forward.. That\u2019s when he saw that sitting across from Derek, in a striped shirt and slacks, was the doll. On the table in front of it was a full cup of coffee. It still wasn\u2019t moving, it was just a doll after all, but Joe could see Derek\u2019s lips moving.
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This was too much. This wasn\u2019t a joke anymore, this was hostile action. He could only be kicked so many times before he\u2019d kick back. What were they thinking? Did they like the doll more than him? Why, because it wouldn\u2019t make snide remarks, wouldn\u2019t feel down, wouldn\u2019t drink your beer and forget to replace it?
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Joe needed rest badly. He had gotten some sleeping pills from his doctor at some point he couldn\u2019t remember, but hesitated to take them before. Not so this time. Joe swallowed the pill and went into the kitchen.
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He descended the basement stairs, holding the shovel from the porch. The tarp over the box was flipped up, and inside was the mannequin. Joe licked his dry lips and stepped lightly into the crate. He tapped the doll with the handle of the shovel. Nothing. He shouted at it. Nothing. It was just a doll, after all.\xa0
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Then his phone rang. It was Derek.
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DEREK: \u201cOh, uhh hey dude, I was wondering if\u2026is Joe there?\u201d
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Joe\u2019s face grew red. Embarrassment, anger, jealousy, fear, who can say which feeling specifically caused the break. He hung up and threw his phone across the concrete floor. Joe twisted the shovel\u2019s handle around in his sweaty palms, then lifted the shovel high. He brought the sharp edge down directly on the doll\u2019s head.
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At this point, the drug took hold, and as the doll fell to the side, Joe collapsed against the wall and plunged into a deep, woozy sleep.
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He hoisted the limp doll over his shoulder and dragged the heavy object upstairs. He wrapped it in an old area rug and stuffed it into his trunk.
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He drove on in the frosty moonless night, down country roads outside the city, heading to the pine forest nearby. He was quivering, quiet. He kept checking the rearview mirror to see if he was being followed.
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He passed a sheriff near the woods and a cold chill ran down his back. What if the sheriff pulled him over and checked the trunk? He was speeding a bit. But then again, he hadn\u2019t actually done anything wrong, right? It was just a doll, after all.
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He found a suitable spot and pulled off the road. Dripping rug and shovel in tow, he finally stepped into the woods.
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The ground was hard, digging even harder. He was sweating and coughing as he dug a hole for the doll. His twin. His reflection. He dug until he physically couldn\u2019t anymore, arms sore and lungs ablaze.
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By now the sun was starting to cast its pink rays through the snowy branches. High conifers bowed in the breeze, shaking loose a dust of fine white into the air, which caught the milky morning light and shimmered in sapphire. The hole was barely deep enough for a body now, and the ground was too hard to dig further. He rolled the thing into the cold grave, then slowly covered it with dark soil.\xa0
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It would be gone, finally, and he could live his life. His friends would be happy to see him again. No more jealousy, no more fear, no more worry. No longer burdened by the weight of his imposter. Everything was in its right place. He was free.
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Even if that sheriff spotted the tire tracks in the fresh snow, followed the footprints down into the frozen woods. If he uncovered the freshly churned earth, and what was decomposing within. If sirens blared, a line of cruisers shining in the neon sunrise. If they checked his car and found the stained rug, brought him in and asked him a thousand questions, about his past, his friends, the bandaged gash on his head, he would still be free.
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It was just a doll, after all.\xa0
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WREN: uhh, is someone still on the line?
LIZ, apprehensive: \u201cHey, uh, Wren? What does Conway look like?\u201d
WREN, on the phone: \u201cYou know, I\u2019m not sure I\u2019ve ever heard him described. Hmm, dark hair, normal height I suppose, 28-36 years old?\u201d\xa0
LIZ: \u201cSooo\u2026not a towering column of flesh?\u201d
WREN: \u201c....no?\u201d
LIZ: \u201cGot it. Well, that\u2019s what\u2019s here in the boardroom.\u201d
WREN: \u201cBoard room??\u201d
LIZ: \u201cIt\u2019s like this\u2026bureaucratic nightmare cave. Probably 10 stories high, walls lined with filing cabinets floor to ceiling. Stacks of papers and folders everywhere, with more of those shadow things flipping through them and stamping pages.\u201d
WREN: \u201cOh\u2026that sounds bad.\u201d
LIZ: \u201cAnd in the middle, surrounded by a bunch of empty chairs and desks, is this tower of skin and paperwork fused together. There are eyes and mouths all over it, just twisting, pulsing\u2026like it\u2019s breathing. Like this thing is a person, or a tumor imitating a person. What should I do?\u201d
WREN: \u201cIt\u2019s always been a game of facades, hasn\u2019t it. Gather what shadows you can\u2013you seem good at that\u2013then leave. Whatever that is, it\u2019s not Conway anymore, if it ever was. On your way out, burn whatever remains.\u201d
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WREN: Immediately upon hanging up the phone, the town outside started to shift. I could hear water pooling under the gap under the bar\u2019s door. Sloshing and groaning, crunching, far-off wailing carrying on the wind outside. \u201cNone of this is real, I\u2019m what\u2019s real,\u201d I whispered to myself a few times, standing right beside the door. Of course, merely because something isn\u2019t real doesn\u2019t mean it can\u2019t kill. It\u2019s happened before. I stretched my left leg, then the right, and hopped up and down a few times to get the blood flowing. I hoped I could run, too.
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The door flung open with more force than I\u2019d intended. The slamming door reverberated throughout the town, once empty but not so anymore. The rows of anomalous buildings shook and rose. Unholy behemoths descended from their perches, writhing and dripping as they freed themselves from their stupor. The sound of the door alerted them to my presence. They slinked along the roads toward me, some still half encased in ice, dragging massive blocks of frozen terror in their wake. I couldn\u2019t go home now, even if I wanted to. I planted my feet and took off full speed toward the dock.\xa0
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Just my luck, only three steps in, I slipped and faceplanted into the stone below. My nose crunched and shards of ice dug into my skin, painting trails of red across my face and palms. I scrambled and clawed until I was on my feet. Hunched, bloodied, and soaking now, I came face to face with one of the awakened giants. Icicles still hung from its head, a wilted crown, its body bulky and strong. From the hole where it\u2019s mouth should be, a long whiplike tongue unfurled. It darted toward the drops of blood running down my cheek. I wiped away the flowing blood and snot with my sleeve and skittered to the side. I saw an alleyway behind the beast. Narrow, empty, just wide enough I might sneak through it. The creature turned as I moved around its horrible frame, and from its spine sprouted many more tongues. They lashed at me, a hundred tiny blades. The tongues tore at my shirt and left slashes across my arm. They sliced and curled, but the beast couldn\u2019t grab hold of me; the slush I was covered in kept me slippery. I darted down the alley.\xa0
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A look over my shoulder revealed the creature leaning on its back, now carried by dozens of pink slavering tongues. It tried to follow where I had gone, but the alley was too narrow. Stuck between the two buildings, It let out a gurgling howl, like a psalm for drowned god. I briefly smirked. Then it began tearing at the wood and brick around it, and the fleeting moment of triumph vanished.
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I kept moving, on and on the melting streets went, each rounded corner possibly harboring another death. The sky overhead was a crumpled sheet of tin, and the remaining houses seemed to lean inward around me, casting their spiky shadows over me as I ran.
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I managed to escape the center of town and found myself at the lakeshore, dread mariners following in my wake. There, through my panting sweat and blood and dried tears I saw the tracks in the ground. My eyes followed the deep lines in the earth to what I had been looking for. There, floating in the misty air, impossibly suspended upside down, was the Lighthouse. The tower issued a distorted bellow and the shore was shrouded with fog. I could hear wet tendrils slapping close behind me.
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I ran for the lighthouse. Its tip stood about 5 feet off the ground, the rotating lens nearly at my eye level. The beacon spun toward me as I approached, its dazzling light shining on me. I was instantly overcome with nausea. It was clear that whatever entity resided here didn\u2019t want me any closer. The light was a nameless god here, and these were its charnel angels. I dropped to my knees under its watch, as the intense gaze of this tower soaked into me. I felt the skin on my bloodied hands and face burn and peel away from the bone like an orange rind. Static filled my head, and my body disintegrated.\xa0
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But this was not my first rodeo, as they say. Unlike Conway, I\u2019ve dealt with this static, with this withering glare, before. I took a deep breath and focused my thoughts. I imagined a radio, and on that projected radio was a dial. My spectral fingers reached out and turned the dial. I felt the astral station change and the static dissipate, replaced by the gentle plinking of piano keys. The fire on my flesh turned to tingling, and I realized my body had not actually been damaged, despite the pain.
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This was enough to get me standing upright again, but forward progress was still slow; the full focus of the burning lens was still on me. The light had a physical presence that continually repelled me with every step. I was losing energy, and the blasphemous vermin behind me were slithering ever closer. A long, mucous tentacle skated over the ice and reached for my ankle.\xa0
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The last thing I saw there in Aisling was a flash of brown fur. A blur of claws and hair leapt out of the haze and slammed into the malicious angel that had tried to grab at me. Talons ripped into a monstrous carapice. A pink light from the furry creature\u2019s forehead sent the horrid bug flying ino the frigid water.
Why is something always swooping in at the last moment to save me? I'm not 12 anymore, I can legally drink now! I can handle myself. Well, maybe not in this situation, but usually I can. The furry creature turned its long neck my way, its face covered in synthetic brown hair, and I locked eyes with my one-time-nemesis, my friend, my deskmate, my savior.
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Its yellow beak parted and it spoke.
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\u201cU-nye-way-loh-nee-way\u201d
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My eyelids grew heavy, my head spun, and I fell to the ground, unconscious.\xa0
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\u201cSLEEP.\u201d