Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Prye of Denethor and The Houses Of Healing. Wouldn\u2019t it be great if we had a king right about now that\u2014oh, I don\u2019t know\u2014 fulfilled some prophecy told long ago to return again some day and heal his people and save them from death? Boy, that\u2019d be neat. And the ones that don\u2019t want that king to return? They can just go light themselves on fire, I tell you what.
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