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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the\xa0 week\u2019s big stories like the news surrounding Jerry Falwell Jr., Netflix trying to normalize pedophilia before celebrities get outed by Ghislaine Maxwell, and how flatulence during lockdown may be leading to a rise in elder abuse. They also do a rundown of their top ten comedy movies of all time, read some hate mail, and talk about infant baptism and lame church websites.

Intro

We are in The Babylon Bee Autonomous Zone and Ethan has a milestone birthday today!

Stuff That\u2019s Good

Kyle likes Legend of Korra.

Ethan likes the Richard Jewell movie directed by Clint Eastwood.

Weird News

• Florida woman arrested after beating her father for his flatulence
• Colombian authorities on Tuesday arrested two Florida fugitives who are accused of selling toxic bleach as a fake coronavirus cure.
• Jerry Falwell Jr. officially resigns as Liberty University president, university confirms
• Woman, 21, posted for sale as joke wasn\u2019t funny, say RCMP in B.C.
• Neighbour's note demands mum limits toddler's time outside as he annoys her dogs

• Netherlands fights 'wild peeing' with hemp-filled public urinals
• Bear wanders into California grocery store, steals bag of chips
• Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum

Stories of the Week

Story 1

Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Ghislaine Maxwell

Summary: With Epstein\u2019s infamous assistant Ghislaine Maxwell awaiting trial and testimony in prison, many celebrities, politicians, and entertainment industry elites are rushing to make pedophilia generally acceptable before they\u2019re outed as patrons of Epstein\u2019s notorious island.

Story 2

California Ends Exploitation Of Workers For Good By Banning All Jobs

Summary: California has claimed victory over the horrible abuse and exploitation of workers at the hands of evil employers with a new bill, AB666, which will make it a crime to work for a living.

Story 3

\xa0Gen Xers Decide To Split Off From Rest Of Society And Form A Utopia That\u2019s All Relaxed And Cool And, You Know, Whatever

Summary: After years being stuck between the lame boomers and the extra millennials, Generation X has finally decided to do the sensible thing and split off from the rest of society and make a utopia that will be all relaxed and chill and not get worked up over everything.

Topic of the Week

Kyle and Ethan talk about their Top 10 Comedy Movies Of All Time\xa0

Hate Mail

We encounter a Susan and somebody keeps commenting on the podcast telling us to quit podcasting and go back to being funny.

Subscriber Portion

Mailbag: Kyle, Ethan, and Producer Dan answer an audio question from subscriber Clarence Thomas Aquinas about infant baptism. He says he only listens to \u2154 of the episodes though. Kyle and Ethan also tackle a question about a church\u2019s online presence.

Also Mentioned: The R.C. Sproul vs. John MacArthur debate on infant baptism.