Ethan is joined by Doug Tennapel in Exile and Wes Halula on this Bee Weekly to talk about Texas ditching mask mandates and what it\u2019s like to celebrate Lent while hating everybody. Ethan and Wes also discuss totally substantiated rumors of more Star Wars stars getting cancelled, irony striking at cockfights, and Satanic cats trying to crash passenger airplanes.\xa0
This episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by The Word of the Lord Endures, a fifteen minute, verse-by-verse bible study with Pastor Will Weedon.
INTRO
Kyle is gone for this week, but the Bee turned 5 years old, we have 100,000 subscribers on YouTube now, and comedy pitched to the algorithm gets rejected.
Subscriber Dare (We\u2019ll do anything to get you to subscribe)Jason Tate writes, \u201cmention my new podcast Caffeinated Theology on a podcast, and I\u2019ll upgrade my subscription. (Are y\u2019all still doing that? Lol)\u201d\xa0
Michael Poush writes, \u201c I was on the fence about subscribing, and then I heard you guys talk about how you\u2019d do anything to get people to subscribe. On further review, I never did come up with anything I wanted; no websites to plug or anything. Can I get a voucher for one free shoutout at a later date? Thanks!
Weird NewsFlorida couple find 7-foot alligator lurking in garage
Passenger flight turns around in Sudan when stowaway cat attacks pilot
There are blue, pink, and green dogs running wild in Russia and I have questions.
A rooster killed its owner with a knife.
NC-based Marine sentenced for smuggling firearms to Haiti in plot to train army, become president
Giant NCAA bracket on Indiana hotel breaks Guinness record
Totally substantiated Star Wars RumorsStar Wars land is crazy right now and everyone is getting cancelled.
Doug Tennapel joins Ethan and Wes to talk about the week\u2019s craziness and also what it\u2019s like to celebrate Lent while hating everyone.
Hate MailChayse says we crossed a line with our cat humor.
Heads UpStay tuned for our upcoming interview with Stryper\u2019s Michael Sweet coming next Tuesday!
Subscriber PortionEthan, Wes and a mystery guest talk about showrunning and writing in Hollywood.
MailbagMichelle appreciates how we handled a delicate situation with certain celebrities abandoning the faith.
Bonus Hate MailThe Bee Support asks why Anna cancelled us and she says we make fun of conservatives too much.\xa0
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