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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020.

In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week\u2019s big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams\u2019 math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. \u2018Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?\u2019 becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires.\xa0

In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls.

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Show Outline

Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about how we\u2019re not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle\u2019s family plans.

Story 1 - Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders

• Right before Super Tuesday, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar dropped out giving Biden a dominating election night.

• Biden got the Robert Francis O\u2019Rourke to endorse him and promised Beto that he could head up his gun control efforts

• After a disappointed Super Tuesday, Bloomberg dropped out and endorsed Biden too.

• Kamala Harris endorsed Biden too.

Story 2 -\xa0 Brian Williams To Host New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?'

• How many people didn\u2019t catch this before airing this segment? Producer, scriptwriter, graphics guy, Brian, guest, etc.

• \u201cBrian Williams\u201d hosts an exciting episode of \u2018Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?\u2019\xa0

Story 3 -\xa0 Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

• It\u2019s a sad story.

Topic of the Week - Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else\u2019s problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview.

Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - \xa0A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is \u201cSPOOF!\u201d

Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:56:05)

Story 1 - Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts

Story 2 - Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking

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